Come back. We need you.

[TwoWhalesInAPool]

UK immigration policy switches from 'fcuk off' to 'come back'​

The UK has stopped aggressively telling non-nationals to fcuk off out of it and has started aggressively demanding they come back.

With a shortages of cheap foreign labour posing a threat to things British people like, such as driving cars and Christmas, the government has ordered at least 500,000 non-citizens to return immediately.

Home secretary Priti Patel said: “You were told in no uncertain terms to naff off back to whichever horrible foreign country you came from, and you complied. Good. Now we need you back because no-one here wants to kill chickens.

“They also don’t enjoy picking vegetables, driving HGVs or caring for the elderly because of the hostile environment, shlt wages and open loathing of anyone who earns less than £40k a year and didn’t go to a school we’ve heard of.

“We are temporarily in need of you so get back here, do the work and we’re kicking you out on Christmas Eve. Which is better than you filthy mongrels deserve.”

Slovakian HGV driver Miroslav Varga said: “You think I’m delivering your pigs-in-blankets in return for crapping in laybys and wages that are the arse bollocks? Hmm, let me think.”

via - Daily Wetoldyouso

 

[Words]

We dont need loads of Immigrants for labour just need a few lazy arsed people to get off there bums and work

 

[WickedPerdition]

UK immigration policy switches from 'fcuk off' to 'come back'​

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The UK has stopped aggressively telling non-nationals to fcuk off out of it and has started aggressively demanding they come back.

With a shortages of cheap foreign labour posing a threat to things British people like, such as driving cars and Christmas, the government has ordered at least 500,000 non-citizens to return immediately.

Home secretary Priti Patel said: “You were told in no uncertain terms to naff off back to whichever horrible foreign country you came from, and you complied. Good. Now we need you back because no-one here wants to kill chickens.

“They also don’t enjoy picking vegetables, driving HGVs or caring for the elderly because of the hostile environment, shlt wages and open loathing of anyone who earns less than £40k a year and didn’t go to a school we’ve heard of.

“We are temporarily in need of you so get back here, do the work and we’re kicking you out on Christmas Eve. Which is better than you filthy mongrels deserve.”

Slovakian HGV driver Miroslav Varga said: “You think I’m delivering your pigs-in-blankets in return for crapping in laybys and wages that are the arse bollocks? Hmm, let me think.”

via - Daily Wetoldyouso

<big yawn induced>

 

[hell2bwith76]

We dont need loads of Immigrants for labour just need a few lazy arsed people to get off there bums and work

When can you start work ?

 

[Words]

i worked for over 50 years did you or do you spend your life taking the piss

Plenty of younger people around to work

 

[hell2bwith76]

i worked for over 50 years did you or do you spend your life taking the piss

No but i`ll make an exception in your case

 

[Whiskers]

i worked for over 50 years did you or do you spend your life taking the piss

Plenty of younger people around to work

Doubt he did he probably made his wife do everything whilst he was in a chatroom 247 trying chat up women half his age he wouldn't know what work is .

 

[Words]

Doubt he did he probably made his wife do everything whilst he was in a chatroom 247 trying chat up women half his age he wouldn't know what work is .

Hope you didt mean me Whiskers

 

[Whiskers]

Hope you didt mean me Whiskers

No the bird brain

 

[Wojcik]

How about we increase wages and give people an incentive to work, instead of expecting people to work for stagnant wages, poor hours, and terrible working conditions.

 

[Saphire]

How about we increase wages and give people an incentive to work, instead of expecting people to work for stagnant wages, poor hours, and terrible working conditions.

I agree.

What would be a fair minimum wage iyo, and would it change depending on which part of the country one lived in?

 

[hell2bwith76]

Doubt he did he probably made his wife do everything whilst he was in a chatroom 247 trying chat up women half his age he wouldn't know what work is .

Yeah yeah .You know everything don`t you ?

 

[hell2bwith76]

whilst he was in a chatroom 247 trying chat up women half his age

If you want to be accurate then try changing the word "trying " to "succeeding " .

 

[Moriarty]

I agree.

What would be a fair minimum wage iyo, and would it change depending on which part of the country one lived in?

Make Benefits temporary as they were supposed to be.
Get rid of the dumbass requirement for kids to stay in education until 18.
Bring back serious requirements to get into Uni, not the race to the bottom we have now.
Don't have a minimum wage, it just increases prices.
Bring back apprenticeships.
Offer start ups for engineering and manufacturing companies, they were the basis of youth employment after school.

Get the Labour party to be an effective opposition who represent the workers, not the Champagne Socialists and Oppression Olympics brigade.

I'm gonna duck now

 

[Whiskers]

If you want to be accurate then try changing the word "trying " to "succeeding " .

Doubt you succeed at anything

 

[Words]

Whiskers only thing hes good at is trying to wind people up

 

[Whiskers]

Whiskers only thing hes good at is trying to wind people up

Agreed

 

[Saphire]

Make Benefits temporary as they were supposed to be.
Get rid of the dumbass requirement for kids to stay in education until 18.
Bring back serious requirements to get into Uni, not the race to the bottom we have now.
Don't have a minimum wage, it just increases prices.
Bring back apprenticeships.
Offer start ups for engineering and manufacturing companies, they were the basis of youth employment after school.

Get the Labour party to be an effective opposition who represent the workers, not the Champagne Socialists and Oppression Olympics brigade.

I'm gonna duck now

I agree wholeheartedly, apart from the minimum wage, there has to be a limit to how low people are expected to work for.
I know unscrupulous employers can and do flout the law as it stands now, but if it was legal to pay a pittance, more would follow.

 

[hell2bwith76]

I agree wholeheartedly, apart from the minimum wage, there has to be a limit to how low people are expected to work for.
I know unscrupulous employers can and do flout the law as it stands now, but if it was legal to pay a pittance, more would follow.

Make it a fair but logical minimum wage . How did anyone live prior to a minimum wage being made law?.

 

[hell2bwith76]

Whiskers only thing hes good at is trying to wind people up

Now now , jealousy gets you nowhere