Words That You Find Amusing, Bemusing or Just Plainly Entertaining

WickedPerdition

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Words are the mainstay of chat rooms and Forums, not to mention the additional emojis.
Here are a few examples of words I personally find amusing, bemusing and plainly entertaining:
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Bear and bare - amusingly misused in many circumstances giving rise to humorous imagery.
There, their and they're - … as he 'pats the heads of the transgressors'.
You're and your - probably the most misused of homophones in chat.
Bizarre and bazaar - another homophone but with entirely different meanings.
Vulnerable - yes, there is an l between the u and the n, and IT IS NOT silent! However, the Media seem to think that they can pronounce the word without the l now. I wonder why this is becoming 'pandemic'!
Sophisticated - spelt with a ph and not an f! As is philosophical, only twice.
Circumloquacious - I put this in for obvious reasons.
Peripatetic - ?homophone of 'very pathetic' (amusing).
Misspelling - one that is often misspelled. Misspelt is also acceptable.
Accommodation - apparently one of the most misspelled words.
Rhythm, mischievous and pronunciation seem to pose problems too.
And for good measure, here are the three LONGEST words in the English dictionary:
Antidisestablishmentarianism.
Floccinaucinihilipilification.
Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis.
These words alone are often longer than sentences posted in chat rooms.
The Chat rooms and Forums are an endless source and I am sure you all have your own personal favourites.
Which reminds me that we do have u's in words ending in our. ;)

P.S. Forums have an in-built spellchecker, so there really is NO excuse for misspelling in them!
 

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what spell checker?

This one. Don't tell me that you weren't aware. I thought it was common knowledge.

Try spelling one of the long words above for verification.

:rolleyes:
 

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nay dont play games

You asked. I told you. Just accept what I say. I haven't got time for timewasters.
Shame that was all you could contribute to the thread but typical of your posts, nevertheless.
 

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yawn boreing guy you are

The word is boring, dear.
Now that would not have happened if you had used the in-built spellchecker as I previously suggested.
:rolleyes:
 

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I love the English language. I just wish I had a better grasp of it. Two words I love and find amusing are 'happenstance' and 'serendipity', they have a lovely resonance, the syllables just blend into each other. Oh, and one other word I find amusing and bemusing! is 'nomenclature'. I wish I knew how to use that word correctly :(
 

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I love the English language. I just wish I had a better grasp of it. Two words I love and find amusing are 'happenstance' and 'serendipity', they have a lovely resonance, the syllables just blend into each other. Oh, and one other word I find amusing and bemusing! is 'nomenclature'. I wish I knew how to use that word correctly :(

Happenstance? Now that is a word with which I am unfamiliar. Which proves that we can all learn something just by reading in the Forums. :)
Serendipity is ... the rare occurrence of finding someone in Forums on the same wavelength as you, isn't it?
I agree about nomenclature. I now use it, personally, to refer to anything peculiar to a name or a group. For example, the nomenclature of trolls.
I believe it was originally used in the classification of species in the animal kingdom.
 

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Jumentous is one of my favourites, but alas, I don't often get the chance to throw it around.
 

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Dehisce....

Resplendent is the day
magnolious in the gracious return
which grants us enlightenment

Inhale...

Savour the splendatious gargalesthia
which perches on the dactylion
waving goodbye to yesterday
Dehisce definition - verb. To burst open, as a pod of a plant.
Gargalesthesia definition - noun. The sensation commonly associated with tickling.
Dactylion definition - noun. The tip of the middle finger.
 

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Dehisce....

Resplendent is the day
magnolious in the gracious return
which grants us enlightenment

Inhale...

Savour the splendatious gargalesthia
which perches on the dactylion
waving goodbye to yesterday
Dehisce definition - verb. To burst open, as a pod of a plant.
Gargalesthesia definition - noun. The sensation commonly associated with tickling.
Dactylion definition - noun. The tip of the middle finger.
if you say so
 

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Palpable......makes me think, for some reason, of floppy puppies. So far from the truth.
 

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Palpable......makes me think, for some reason, of floppy puppies. So far from the truth.

Indeed. Never better quoted than in Hamlet: "a palpable hit". :)
 

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just amuse him its easier. lol

Go away, you inconsequential idiot!
You're just another person incapable of formulating a novel, relevant or respectful comment.
:rolleyes:
 

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And following her...there's 'scold.'
What a lovely word for ladies of a certain temperament.
 

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I love the words swishing and swanky ... I have no reason for this I just find them satisfying to say. Also exacerbate and repudiate.
 
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"Plurality" I have trouble saying that word. plural, no bother, but plurality, bit tricky.
 
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