Intro..

[AndyP1]

Hi, You ask me to introduce myself. I am Andy from Westhoughton, Bolton. You say a joke is good to start, here's one :
' My daughter believes that the size of a man's feet are an indication as to the size of his Penis. You should see the Clowns she's been bringing home.

 

[fasterthanmypuppet]

Hello Andy, and a very warm welcome to UKChat. I hope you enjoy yourself here with all the wonderful chatters.

Seeing since we're sharing jokes... here's mine;

One day, a man walks into a chatroom and shares a joke about his daughter and her love of the penis...........

 

[BarryCuda]

Ken Dodd sang a song about that it went like this


♫ Her penis, her penis ♫
♫ The greatest gift that I possess ♫
♫ I thank the Lord that I've been blessed ♫
♫ With more than my share of her penis ♫

I thought it was rather rude but Ken seemed to get away with it. All the grannies in the social clubs at the time used to sing and clap along to it. A proper favourite for that generation.

 

[Scotslassie2]

Hi, You ask me to introduce myself. I am Andy from Westhoughton, Bolton. You say a joke is good to start, here's one :
' My daughter believes that the size of a man's feet are an indication as to the size of his Penis. You should see the Clowns she's been bringing home.

Hope you enjoy and get decent chats cafe usually has coffee and doughnut for visitors when I get them lol