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Former expert on epidemiology now an expert on foreign policy​

A man who claimed to be an expert on epidemiology now believes himself to be an expert on foreign policy, it’s emerged.​

Kriskovitch Ussluswancur, 59, believes himself to be quite the expert on disease and disease control.

“I did a lot of research on how viruses work during the pandemic. I must have watched literally six videos on YouTube. Basically, if you spritz yourself with vinegar, you’ll be fine,” he told us.

And now, Kriskovitch has crammed in enough research on the Russia-Ukraine situation that he believes himself qualified enough to be considered an expert on exactly what’s going on.

“I’ve read three headlines on Facebook and watched four videos on YouTube. Basically, if Ukraine spritzes itself in vinegar, it’ll be fine,” Ussluswancur said.

On an unrelated note, Kriskovitch also recently joined a multi-level marketing network that sells vinegar.

“I’d like to think that vinegar sells itself. It protects you against diseases, wars and it tastes great on chips. How many crates of vinegar can I put you down for?”

via ~ DailyPearlClutching