Kev45
A beautiful sunset that was mistaken for a dawn.
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Following the furore at the world cup and following THAT kiss, and the refusal of the alpha male groin grabbing Rubiales to accept any responsibility for it, at all, I have come up with a few suggestions on how we can all celebrate toxic masculinity inclusively. Spreading some love throughout society, oh and btw, congratulations Spain and well done England, you did us all proud! Also, many congratulations to his elderly mother who went on hunger strike until his innocence is proven. Who lasted an almighty two days or so, on nothing but water and energy drinks, Madam Rubiales we salute your sacrifice!
1. Your gynaecologist successfully completing a smear test, reward him with a big wet sloppy kiss!
2. The bloke in Aldi getting £100 worth of shopping through the till in less than 10 seconds, celebrate with a kiss.
3. A plumber fixing your broken down old boiler, moon walk across the kitchen and sultrily whisper to him "come ere big boy, you know you want it!"
4. Dentist successfully extracting a tooth, that's got to be worth a lingering kiss, make sure the nurse has left the room first though!
5. An optician informing you that you still have 20-20 vision, a 5-second kiss, right on the button, make sure you don't bang into the glass door though on the way out!
6. Your car passing its MOT first time, a grope and a kiss with a grubby, oil stained mechanic.
7. A police officer letting you off with a warning for going 40 in a 20 mph zone, go on, give him a kiss right on the lips, you know you want to.
8. Letchy old builders', with their arses hanging out their jeans, wolf whistling as you pass with morning hair, jiggle your bits and invite a kiss from the most handsome one.
9. Your gorgeous son-in-law mowing the lawn without you even having to ask, straight in the potting shed with him and lock the door, so he can't escape.
10. Your horrible cheating ex phoning you up drunk and telling you that he still loves you has to be an occasion to celebrate, with a kiss, next time he brings Pedro the dog home to you, that you have dual custody of.
1. Your gynaecologist successfully completing a smear test, reward him with a big wet sloppy kiss!
2. The bloke in Aldi getting £100 worth of shopping through the till in less than 10 seconds, celebrate with a kiss.
3. A plumber fixing your broken down old boiler, moon walk across the kitchen and sultrily whisper to him "come ere big boy, you know you want it!"
4. Dentist successfully extracting a tooth, that's got to be worth a lingering kiss, make sure the nurse has left the room first though!
5. An optician informing you that you still have 20-20 vision, a 5-second kiss, right on the button, make sure you don't bang into the glass door though on the way out!
6. Your car passing its MOT first time, a grope and a kiss with a grubby, oil stained mechanic.
7. A police officer letting you off with a warning for going 40 in a 20 mph zone, go on, give him a kiss right on the lips, you know you want to.
8. Letchy old builders', with their arses hanging out their jeans, wolf whistling as you pass with morning hair, jiggle your bits and invite a kiss from the most handsome one.
9. Your gorgeous son-in-law mowing the lawn without you even having to ask, straight in the potting shed with him and lock the door, so he can't escape.
10. Your horrible cheating ex phoning you up drunk and telling you that he still loves you has to be an occasion to celebrate, with a kiss, next time he brings Pedro the dog home to you, that you have dual custody of.