What's with the ads?

[Lucylockett]

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This is what I smell of !

I love marmite but that is beyond wrong !

 

[Manorgasmian]

I love marmite but that is beyond wrong !

To be fair all the ladies I talk to have been talking to have been getting major headaches!

 

[Lucylockett]

To be fair all the ladies I talk to have been talking to have been getting major headaches!

Must be the marmite fumes

 

[Manorgasmian]

Must be the marmite fumes

Well I'm not allowed to be caught with chloroform hiding in bushes again! Cops cant do me for really bad body spray.

 

[Whiskers]

How about a compromise? Can we have a spinning golf sale man?

Golf is boring

 

[Manorgasmian]

Golf is boring

Not if you slip everyone a fast working laxative just before you leave the clubhouse!

 

[Whiskers]

Not if you slip everyone a fast working laxative just before you leave the clubhouse!

Hope u carry a mop and bucket !

 

[Whiskers]

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I'm an old boyscout and always go prepared!

Have u got a potty also !

 

[Manorgasmian]

Have u got a potty also !

Wanting to see me on my sparkly unicorn potty? Are you one of those people I heard about in Stranger Danger class at school?

 

[Wojcik]

ukchat, sponsored by Marmite.

 

[Whiskers]

Wanting to see me on my sparkly unicorn potty? Are you one of those people I heard about in Stranger Danger class at school?

Bit posh that lol

 

[Manorgasmian]

Bit posh that lol

I do apologize, they didn't have the Peppa Pig one in my size!

 

[Whiskers]

Sparkly unicorns are better

 

[Manorgasmian]

Sparkly unicorns are better

Not when your squeezing out!

 

[Whiskers]

Not when your squeezing out!

Sneeze inwards then!

 

[Manorgasmian]

I'm sure sneezing off unicorns in any direction is illegal in all but the least civilized countries!

 

[OllieOctpus3]

lolol

 

[Whiskers]

Im normal i just sneeze normally lol

 

[Manorgasmian]

Im normal i just sneeze normally lol

I won't tell the cops but i reserve the right to hold it against you in the future. Anyway time to fess up :- Whats your potty?

 

[Whiskers]

I won't tell the cops but i reserve the right to hold it against you in the future. Anyway time to fess up :- Whats your potty?

how rude ! ....one doesnt give all her secrets away