Waitrose

[LadyOnArooftop]

In a bid to re-establish its position as the poshest of the mainstream high street supermarkets, Waitrose has announced it is to take a leaf out of Home Secretary Priti Patel’s book and introduce a new points-based admission system before allowing customers into its stores. Bit of a cheek if you ask me.

 

[LadyOnArooftop]

1. Are either you, your husband or both assistant or senior partners in an architect’s practice? 20 points (30 if both)
2. Can you prove (ideally with receipts) that you have previously bought three different Duchy Originals products? 20 points
3. Have you ever taken a holiday in a Lonely Planet destination? 15 points
4. Do you have a bidet in your bathroom? 10 points
5. Does your kitchen have a free-standing island? 20 points
6. Is anyone in your family named Phoebe? 10 points
7. Would you know what to do with a mezzaluna? 5 points
8. Can you name 5 uses for truffle oil? 10 points

I scored 5, so I think i'll be persona non grata

 

[Dong]

1. Are either you, your husband or both assistant or senior partners in an architect’s practice? 20 points (30 if both)
2. Can you prove (ideally with receipts) that you have previously bought three different Duchy Originals products? 20 points
3. Have you ever taken a holiday in a Lonely Planet destination? 15 points
4. Do you have a bidet in your bathroom? 10 points
5. Does your kitchen have a free-standing island? 20 points
6. Is anyone in your family named Phoebe? 10 points
7. Would you know what to do with a mezzaluna? 5 points
8. Can you name 5 uses for truffle oil? 10 points

I scored 5, so I think i'll be persona non grata

 

[Dong]

Is it April already...? I must have missed it.

 

[LadyOnArooftop]

Is it April already...? I must have missed it.

Just trying to inject some humour into the forum, old bean

 

[supercookie123]

Back to Asda for me then!

 

[megs233]

I stick with Morrison's then have shopped at Waitrose before now.and my clothes where better than the assistants, but we wont go there. lol