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Billyliar

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I think i may need some help guys, or advice.
Im going to cut to the chase here, with total honesty.
Im visiting family in london, and last night on the tube, this guy got on in leather and sat by me.
He then started showing me his shopping, by the devices he had, im pretty sure he had been to soho.
Nice to be nice isnt it, so i struck up a convo, about how he cleans his devices.
I tried to move the convo on to darts or football, but he was having none of it.
Then he asked me if i wanted to go to his house for a tarot card reading??
No brainer, yes i yelled!
What a lovely house he had! wont go into that.
He gave me a reading, and guess what!
The cards say im the choosen one!
He did another reading, just to be on the safe side, same message.
We are going to watch the titanic, now, and possibly play a board game later.
Hes got a few too many knifes and sex toys, here, probaly let him win, the monopoly tbh.
What was i talking about again?
Lost my chain of thought now report back later.
 

Dong

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You should be OK......until he brings the lube out; then it's up to you!
 
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