Trivial relationship issues

[LadyOnArooftop]

I was reading in the paper today about a woman who didn't know her boyfriends name for the first 4 months of the relationship. She was too anxious to ask. She wasn't sure if he was called Patrick or Richard, so she just didn't call him anything! It was only when he left his car insurance documents in the glove compartment that she figured it out.
Now this story reminded me of an old relationship I once had. I managed to keep my age secret from my partner for 2 years. It was only when we were on holiday one time and I left my passport lying around, the sneaky sod was able discover my secret.

Hey you, the fab forum few! Any trivial relationship issues? feel free to share...

 

[breakwake_]

Sounds like the next social media fad, how long a dating couple can go for without telling one another their names.

 

[Dropship]

I've never had much luck with women because i've never been able to figger out how their brains work, maybe a shrink can explain it, i dunno.
For example I once dated middleaged divorcee Kath in Leicester, she used to invite me round for evening meals with her and her teenage son and we got on great.
But once she'd undercooked the bacon and it was like trying to chew rubber strips, so when they weren't looking i fished it out of my mouth and slung it behind the settee for her cat but it wouldn't touch it.
I meant to pick it up later but completely forgot, and she must have found it next day and shrieked down the phone at me "YOU'RE NOT A VERY NICE MAN AND I DON'T WANT TO SEE YOU AGAIN!!" and hung up.
Huh, touchy..

 

[LadyOnArooftop]

I was recently seeing someone who had the very annoying habit of always leaving the door wide open when they went to the Loo. And thought nothing of trying to continue a conversation with me whilst they were sitting there. I mean, why!?