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Mattel announced a new line of Barbies today to much fanfare among conspiracy theorists: the anti-vax Barbie.
There will be 4 dolls in total: Measles Barbie, Mumps Barbie, Rubella Barbie and Polio Barbie (complete with wheelchair).
“We are really hoping to corner the market on the science illiterate,” said Mattel Spokesman Ken Rothwell. “We know a lot of anti-vaxxers are actually fairly poor as well as fairly stupid. In a nutshell, the perfect consumer.”
The controversy surrounding the dolls is around the fact that random dolls will be filled with samples of the viruses or bacteria. This has several public health experts worried and crying foul, while anti-vaxxers are excited about the idea.
So far the dolls are selling especially well in the areas complete idiots congregate
This is great! Now my little grandchild can play with a doll AND get natural immunity to potentially life-threatening infections,” said Kriztean Tohpfurr, immense idiot. “I’m picking up Polio Barbie today on the way home from work.”
via ~ DailyDose
Mattel introduces a line of anti-vax Barbies complete with viruses and bacteria
Mattel announced a new line of Barbies today to much fanfare among conspiracy theorists: the anti-vax Barbie.
There will be 4 dolls in total: Measles Barbie, Mumps Barbie, Rubella Barbie and Polio Barbie (complete with wheelchair).
“We are really hoping to corner the market on the science illiterate,” said Mattel Spokesman Ken Rothwell. “We know a lot of anti-vaxxers are actually fairly poor as well as fairly stupid. In a nutshell, the perfect consumer.”
The controversy surrounding the dolls is around the fact that random dolls will be filled with samples of the viruses or bacteria. This has several public health experts worried and crying foul, while anti-vaxxers are excited about the idea.
So far the dolls are selling especially well in the areas complete idiots congregate
This is great! Now my little grandchild can play with a doll AND get natural immunity to potentially life-threatening infections,” said Kriztean Tohpfurr, immense idiot. “I’m picking up Polio Barbie today on the way home from work.”
via ~ DailyDose