To be loved

Moriarty

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The 2 best lessons I ever learned were
1. If your a Women never tell a man you asked to do something "You did it the wrong way" before saying "Thank you".
Because you will do it your "Right" way anyway cause he fecked it up.
2. If your a Man never ask a Women if "She is sure" just before she does something you know wont work.
Because you will do it your "Right" way anyway cause she fecked it up.
 

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If both are right though, doesn't that mean that they'll be facing opposite directions when standing side by side?
And yes. Love is important in our lives.
 

Moriarty

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To love.
Seriously.
To wake up in the morning and go cook breakfast, don't think why, it's just because she has a hard day ahead of her at work.
Take her to work in the car, I mean who want's to go on public transport.
Try and make time to take her out to lunch if you work nearby.
Get flowers delivered, to work, show her how much you care.
In the evening, grab the fresh stuff for tea and cook, she has had a hard day.

Or.

Better yet..
To wake up in the morning and go cook breakfast, don't think why, it's just because she has a hard day ahead of her at work.
Make the kids breakfast and lunches to.
Drive the kids to school.
Sit on ones ass for a couple of hours.
Go to the gym and work out if you want.
Hover, maybe dust something.
Sit on ones ass for a few more hours.
Get the fresh stuff one got home delivered and cook tea.

Either one is a man, which do you women want?

Love has feck all to do with either, tis just humour ;)
 
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