THOUGHT FOR TODAY

[Moriarty]

dream of a better tomorrow, where chickens can cross the road and not be questioned about their motives.

Why did the chicken cross the road?
He dreamt of a better tomorrow.

Why did the chicken cross the road?
He thought he might be killed tomorrow.

The dichotomy of hope and fear.

In the first he hoped for a better tomorrow but feared it would be worse than today.
In the second he accepted that he might die today and hoped he would not tomorrow.

Which is better?
(There is an answer)

 

[asaultnviniger]

Why did the chicken cross the road?
He dreamt of a better tomorrow.

Why did the chicken cross the road?
He thought he might be killed tomorrow.

The dichotomy of hope and fear.

In the first he hoped for a better tomorrow but feared it would be worse than today.
In the second he accepted that he might die today and hoped he would not tomorrow.

Which is better?
(There is an answer)

why did the chicken cross the road? a to get to the idiots house.
knock knock, whose there? the chicken

 

[asaultnviniger]

The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits.

 

[tequila_sunrise]

once again your all copying and pasting quotes off the internet be original use your own brain rather than somebody else's grey matter

 

[MissLove]

I miss my grandfather.

 

[Moriarty]

I saw a great youtube short today.
A granny with a brew staring at her webcam said.

"When your dead you dont know it,
But people around you find it hard.
It's a bit like being stupid"

 

[Aqua1]

Why did the chicken cross the road?
He dreamt of a better tomorrow.

Why did the chicken cross the road?
He thought he might be killed tomorrow.

The dichotomy of hope and fear.

In the first he hoped for a better tomorrow but feared it would be worse than today.
In the second he accepted that he might die today and hoped he would not tomorrow.

Which is better?
(There is an answer)

Think the chicken just wanted to get to the other side!
Overthinking it creates confusion and chaos lol

 

[NickUK]

“Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, today is a gift of God, which is why we call it the present.”

You said that one twice you obviously like it

 

[NickUK]

Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because he was an irritating bastard

 

[Storm]

Never trust anyone most are two faced liars

 

[RequiemForACat]

suck my dick - Ron Jeremy

 

[Storm]

suck my dick - Ron Jeremy

Can think of better things to suck

 

[Storm]

My dick sucks - Mike Carson

Guinness Recognizes Man With ‘World’s Smallest Penis’

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Your dick sucks hmmm how that work lol

 

[Raining_Roses]

Run...and never look back.

 

[Manky]

dream of a better tomorrow, where chickens can cross the road and not be questioned about their motives.

whats this absolute horse shyte ?