The problem with camels these days.

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'the straw that broke the camels back''...

Colin from Portsmouth, believes 'the problem with camels these days are that they are spineless!'

 

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Rat climbs aboard sinking ship​

Despite slinking off into the distance after setting fire to everything back in 2016, David Cameron is re-joining the government as ‘one last hurrah’ in the process of destroying the country that he began seven years ago.

Pigman has been given a well-deserved seat in the Lords so he can serve as foreign secretary and chief consultant on getting every single major decision entirely wrong.

Cameron, who removed his penis from a pigs head long enough to be announced as the new Foreign Secretary in Rishi Sunak’s cabinet reshuffle, which will be describe as perfect timing, given the value of the contacts he can sell access to has been on the wane of late.

A source close to Cameron told us, “It’s much easier to sell access to cabinet ministers when you’re one of them yourself. He gets to reset the clock now, and his access will be right up to date. This will make him much more valuable to people like Greenshill.”

Meanwhile, nature documentary makers have insisted that the footage of a rat climbing aboard a sinking ship would rewrite our understanding of the capricious creatures.

Si Willis told us, “Rats don’t join sinking ships, they leave them. It does look like this case is a bit different though.

“It seems this rat has found a way to make it worth his while to join the sinking ship, and it does appear he has a helicopter waiting to airlift him away to safety the very moment it all gets a bit difficult.

“He’s clearly thought this through. It’s not about saving the ship; it’s about scavenging for any possible person value he can find before it disappears beneath the waves.”
''And he is now his Lordship. Nothing to see here. Its NOT nob-jobs for the boys at all.''

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