What a bunch of charlatans.
This isnt lies btw, i swear,
I live not far from bath, the roman roads and ive been detecting years.
I joined a club a while ago to meet new people, and its proved a massive mistake.
First time i went out with them, the most exciting thing that happened, was me taking a dump in a barn.
I thought id go out with them this weekend, and cut a long story short, ive found this strange bit of metal.
I called the team leader over, oh thats nothing he said, there was tanks here in ww2 throw it he said.
Nah i said il keep that.
Throw it he said its nothing, i smelt a rat.
Il put it in a bin later i said, we had a verbal contract with the farmer not to litter his land i said,
I wont break a contract verbal, or written i said.
Now this is going to sound a bit fishy i know but guess what.
I bought a book called roman britain, and this bit of metal guess what, its actually a emperors key!
Just back from cash converters, the guy said quote not really their line, the cheek.
I cant go on that david dickinson, tv show because a, hes been in prison, and b, the metal detecting team might see.
Which leaves a car boot sale unless anybody in chats intrested?
This isnt lies btw, i swear,
I live not far from bath, the roman roads and ive been detecting years.
I joined a club a while ago to meet new people, and its proved a massive mistake.
First time i went out with them, the most exciting thing that happened, was me taking a dump in a barn.
I thought id go out with them this weekend, and cut a long story short, ive found this strange bit of metal.
I called the team leader over, oh thats nothing he said, there was tanks here in ww2 throw it he said.
Nah i said il keep that.
Throw it he said its nothing, i smelt a rat.
Il put it in a bin later i said, we had a verbal contract with the farmer not to litter his land i said,
I wont break a contract verbal, or written i said.
Now this is going to sound a bit fishy i know but guess what.
I bought a book called roman britain, and this bit of metal guess what, its actually a emperors key!
Just back from cash converters, the guy said quote not really their line, the cheek.
I cant go on that david dickinson, tv show because a, hes been in prison, and b, the metal detecting team might see.
Which leaves a car boot sale unless anybody in chats intrested?