The importance of honesty and integrity

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They were shouting ‘Boo-ris! Boo-ris!’ insists Downing Street​

Attendees at the Queens Jubilee service at St Paul’s were shouting ‘Boo-ris!’ as the Prime Minister arrived and left, according to a Government spokesman today.

Reports suggested that Boris Johnson, who was attending to read a homily about the importance of honesty and integrity for Her Majesty to learn from, was jeered and booed by the crowd – but Downing Street sources have rubbished the claim and insisted the happy well-wishers were simply using an unusual pronunciation of his name.

“It’s clear to anyone who listens to the recording that the people were chanting his name as the PM is so beloved,” said spokesman Simon Prince-Williams.

“The emphasis on “Booo!” and then “Ris” is effectively silent, but it was clear what was meant.

Culture Secretary Nadine Dorries briefly lifted her face out of a bathtub full of gin to confirm the assessment.

“If you listen it’s clear the cries were ‘Boris, oh Boris, take me harder’, she told us.

“Oh, sorry, that’s just what I was thinking, but yeah, everyone else loves him just as much as I do.”

via ~ DailySpinnerooni

 

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[SamBally]

Apparently, there is a vote of no confidence in the fat bastard this evening if the 54 votes required have been exceeded.

Has there ever been such a dire PM, well since Theresa May?

 

[SamBally]

triggered and crying ^^^^^^^^^^^

From the other "paranoid me" thread. The creepy old man is away with the fairies. Somehow living in cramped conditions, with no outside space, on poverty wages, only became a problem during the pandemic.

Usually, these hard-right tw@ts would have no empathy or sympathy for those people at all. This dork still copies and pastes anything he finds online that he thinks suits his stance and then ignorantly attempts to pass it off as evidence rather than a manifestation of the paranoia that rules his world.

 

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From the other "paranoid me" thread. The creepy old man is away with the fairies. Somehow living in cramped conditions, with no outside space, on poverty wages, only became a problem during the pandemic.

Usually, these hard-right tw@ts would have no empathy or sympathy for those people at all. This dork still copies and pastes anything he finds online that he thinks suits his stance and then ignorantly attempts to pass it off as evidence rather than a manifestation of the paranoia that rules his world.

 

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Apparently, there is a vote of no confidence in the fat bastard this evening if the 54 votes required have been exceeded.

Has there ever been such a dire PM, well since Theresa May?

My bet, similar to that other slobby US c.unt trump, the slobby UK c.unt johnson will sneak his way out of the vote of no confidence. His front bench is so full of palm greasing, turpitude, fudging, and malfeasance fuc.kers they need each other to spaff glue the profligacy together. If one goes it will take the others with it. Hence they will stand together no matter what.

I hope I am wrong and they actually boot the useless c.unt in the balls right out of the country.

Fucking traitors the lot of them.

 

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From the other "paranoid me" thread. The creepy old man is away with the fairies. Somehow living in cramped conditions, with no outside space, on poverty wages, only became a problem during the pandemic.

Usually, these hard-right tw@ts would have no empathy or sympathy for those people at all. This dork still copies and pastes anything he finds online that he thinks suits his stance and then ignorantly attempts to pass it off as evidence rather than a manifestation of the paranoia that rules his world.

Savouring the way we can both trigger his insecurity about his country, life, politics, the forum, and more. Smirking at his low brow attempt at argument.

And, the way he tries to take a swipe at y/our gender/sexuality. If ever there was projection.... *taps nose*

Imagine feeling that precarious one has flag-f.ucking as Viagra of choice.

Ad nauseum

 

[SamBally]

Savouring the way we can both trigger his insecurity about his country, life, politics, the forum, and more. Smirking at his low brow attempt at argument.

And, the way he tries to take a swipe at y/our gender/sexuality. If ever there was projection.... *taps nose*

Imagine feeling that precarious one has flag-f.ucking as Viagra of choice.

Ad nauseum

Apparently, he has been gloating in the 40s-50s room into the early hours (the only time he dares show his face) that UKCHAT has arranged a small intimate shindig on his behalf. To celebrate 4 consecutive years of trolling other chatters, but particularly the old boy Helltobewith76. Three women have been invited and a man who dresses as a Collie dog.

Right Said Fred and the Cheeky Girls have been lined up as the main entertainment and an invite was also sent to Rod Hull and Emu until someone pointed out that he is as dead as a Dodo. Rod Hull that is, Emu is alive and well, and last seen living contentedly in a retirement commune near Winchester.

WrinklyGran63 is in charge of the catering and has gone the whole hog. Salmon paste and cucumber sandwiches, his absolute favourite, and the icing on the cake is peach slice and Carnation milk. They pulled out all the stops for this UKCHAT VIP and even ordered a crate of R Whites lemonade.

70s fashion was the mandatory dress code until he pointed out it's all he wears anyway and so it was changed to 80s New Romantic and he was last observed wandering aimlessly around Sheffield dressed as a pirate and shouting out "prince charming" to random strangers.

 

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From the other "paranoid me" thread. The creepy old man is away with the fairies. Somehow living in cramped conditions, with no outside space, on poverty wages, only became a problem during the pandemic.

Usually, these hard-right tw@ts would have no empathy or sympathy for those people at all. This dork still copies and pastes anything he finds online that he thinks suits his stance and then ignorantly attempts to pass it off as evidence rather than a manifestation of the paranoia that rules his world.

No prizes for guessing who uses one of these *taps nose*

 

[SamBally]

Lol, I bet that got him sweating, with excitement and anticipation of what he will doing shortly.

 

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Cat at 10 quote

“Do I have confidence in Boris Johnson?

I’m not confident the man can tie his own shoelaces…”