Tell me a joke

[Miss_Understanding]

Im bored, tell me jokes!

 

[Bad_Influence]

No, I'd get in trouble.

 

[Miss_Understanding]

I wanna hear some knock knock ones or why did the chicken cross the road

 

[Bad_Influence]

Because McDonalds was shut? Maybe.

 

[Miss_Understanding]

My daughter said to me today mummy why is 8 scared of 7?
Because 7 ate 9.
I laughed more than i should have, gotta admit

 

[Poco_Loco]

Knock Knock!

Who’s there?

Ivana.

Ivana who?

Ivana **** your brains out

 

[Miss_Understanding]

Knock Knock!

Who’s there?

Ivana.

Ivana who?

Ivana **** your brains out

Is that directed at bad or altair

 

[Poco_Loco]

Is that directed at bad or altair

It's the only joke i know . It's always been enough

 

[Miss_Understanding]

It's the only joke i know . It's always been enough

<< refrains good night xx

 

[Bad_Influence]

Is that directed at bad or altair

Gotta be Altair.... Poco likes his hands

 

[Poco_Loco]

<< refrains good night xx

lol

 

[Miss_Understanding]

Night chris x

 

[Bad_Influence]

Night chris x

Night night x

 

[Poco_Loco]

Gotta be Altair.... Poco likes his hands

Ouch b**** lol

 

[Billyliar]

Knock knock. Whos there? Doorbell repair guy!

 

[Billyliar]

You have big feet this lovely lady said to me, so is it true about men with big feet she asked. No i said, its nowhere near as big as my foot, but the good news, is it doea smell like one!

 

[A_Son_of_God]

So, a man goes to a massage parlour for a massage.
A not-so-happy woman meets him and says, "I'm guessing you want a happy ending."
The man says, "I just came for a massage, but with that face, I thought it'd be more of a tearjerker."

 

[welshM]

Why did chicken throw egg across the road...It was a chucky egg

 

[Moriarty]

I wanna hear some knock knock ones or why did the chicken cross the road

Why did the sperm cross the road.
His lift forgot to change his socks.