Scientists have descovered

[Altair]

Scientists have discovered that Half of the Population on Earth are Mental and Deranged.

The Other half are Men.

 

[LadyOnArooftop]

Half the population appear to be on benefits... controversial!

 

[Uptowngirl]

Half the population have no idea who they are.

 

[LiverBird]

Some can't even spell "discovered"

 

[Belfastman]

Sounds about right. Women, you need to up your game to keep us interested. These are perilous times, you do know there's a World Cup coming up, right?