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Away with you, fukc off to the naughty site and discuss your nipple fetish there.
If you were a REAL man you`d know that Nipples are an essential part of sex for a male :) now sleep it off while you think about it
 

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If you were a REAL man you`d know that Nipples are an essential part of sex for a male :) now sleep it off while you think about it

I have no idea what this means.

Yet again he has bulldozed in his personal views about sexuality.

Because only his views are "normal".

The Benny Hill of UKCHAT.

What's a "real man" BTW you pervy old goat?

It certainly isn't an OAP who last had "real sex" when Thatcher was still in power.
 

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Healthy breakfast eater’s life still sh.it


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Office worker Kriz Tohppfur’s life is still sh.it despite him eating a nutritious breakfast every day.

Kriz claims his commitment to eating a breakfast packed with fresh fruit and nourishing whole grains has done nothing to improve his miserable existence.

He said: “People always stress the importance of a healthy breakfast as if eating a few bits of fruit is some magical elixir of happiness.

“But I still work in commission-only telesales, spend every night sitting on my own in the pub stealing their internet while posting conspiracy theories onto online forums, and haven’t kissed a woman on the lips since 2007.

“I’ve got the same tedious routine, except I’m living it with a few more vitamins in my bloodstream. Certainly I’m no-one’s definition of a ‘winner’.”

Professor Henry Brubaker, of the Institute for Studies, said: “Breakfast’s ability to positively influence everything is wildly overrated. It’s just several handfuls of food you’d never consider eating at a more civilised time of day.

“The habit of eating porridge only came into existence because a tired woman mistook some oats for a cup of tea and poured milk onto them.

“The results were disgusting but she just shrugged and poured them down her throat because who gives a sh** when you’re late for work.”

via ~ DailyWaitrose

 
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Scientists still no closer to finding vaccine against stupidity

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Leading scientists have revealed that they are still no closer to finding a vaccine that stops the spread of stupidity.

With the number of people suffering from stupidity rising sharply in recent years, scientists have been tasked with slowing down the spread.

Their work, so far, seems to be in vain.

‘We’ve spent countless hours working on a vaccine but nothing seems to cure stupidity or slow down the spread. Even when we thought we’d found an idiot-proof vaccine, the idiots just got more stupid,’ Dr Oslo Mahoney told us.

The closest they’ve found to an injectable vaccine so far is a thin blade to the brain. This kills the patient and therefore technically slows the spread of idiocy.

‘It’s not very humane but it could be humanity’s only hope,’ said Dr Mahoney.
 
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fonzie

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I find it weird how women will show most of their breast without shame but never the flippin nipple ! which is the main point of interest to most real men :) .out of curiosity ,i wonder if Transgenders are into nipples ?:)
tip of the iceberg son
 
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fonzie

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I still can`t get a sensible reply to my querie . Why can`t/don`t females show their nipples as males do? They show 99.9% of their bosom these days ,quite deliberately( example ,watch Holly Willoughby on TV ( dancing on Ice presenter).?.
it's a plot by Viagra to get a stiffy boast sales
 
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