Sausage, chips and beans for tea

[TwoWhalesInAPool]

Five things grown men still get inexplicably excited by​

Despite growing up, owning a home and starting a family, nothing gives men greater joy than certain types of utterly stupid shi.t.

Here are just five examples.

Sausage, chips and beans for tea
Men get genuinely excited about tucking into their favourite meal from when they were five: dry oven chips, sugary baked beans and a trio of gristly bargain basement bangers. If it’s served on a day when their football team has also won away, some men have been known to achieve a higher state of consciousness.

Two animals shagging
Nothing causes joy and hilarity like a spot of pigeon porn in the garden or two lions humping at Whipsnade Zoo. The dad in your family will probably swerve the family car across three lanes of traffic if he thinks he saw two horses in a field shagging. He may even excitedly comment on how well-endowed the male animal is. A crap David Attenborough impression is a given.

Women who aren’t wearing a bra
Men will be held rapt by a woman with no bra on, suddenly switching from being an adult male with life insurance and a Sainsbury’s club-card to a giggling 1980s teenager trying to spot a hint of erect nipple. The baffling thing is there’s no shortage of nipples right now, in real life or on the internet. Men are complicated creatures.

Cars they can’t afford
For some reason, men are thrilled by flash cars they’ll never own. Yes, that is the new Porsche 718 Cayman GTS, 0-60 in 4.5 seconds. This is somewhat academic if you work in a call centre and have a long-term overdraft and credit card debts. Just pray he doesn’t go the showroom and sit behind the wheel pretending to drive it.

Football stickers
An obsession of youth which, tragically, can continue into adulthood. When the new Panini stickers come out, the man in your life unfortunately has the means to buy loads, being paid, hopefully, substantially more than his pocket money in 1983. Before you know it, all the men in the office will have a Qatar 2022 World Cup Album and they’ll be meeting by the photocopier to drone on about swapping for a Jack Grealish ‘shiny’.

via ~ DailyCockPics

 

[hell2bwith76]

Five things grown men still get inexplicably excited by​

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Despite growing up, owning a home and starting a family, nothing gives men greater joy than certain types of utterly stupid shi.t.

Here are just five examples.

Sausage, chips and beans for tea
Men get genuinely excited about tucking into their favourite meal from when they were five: dry oven chips, sugary baked beans and a trio of gristly bargain basement bangers. If it’s served on a day when their football team has also won away, some men have been known to achieve a higher state of consciousness.

Two animals shagging
Nothing causes joy and hilarity like a spot of pigeon porn in the garden or two lions humping at Whipsnade Zoo. The dad in your family will probably swerve the family car across three lanes of traffic if he thinks he saw two horses in a field shagging. He may even excitedly comment on how well-endowed the male animal is. A crap David Attenborough impression is a given.

Women who aren’t wearing a bra
Men will be held rapt by a woman with no bra on, suddenly switching from being an adult male with life insurance and a Sainsbury’s club-card to a giggling 1980s teenager trying to spot a hint of erect nipple. The baffling thing is there’s no shortage of nipples right now, in real life or on the internet. Men are complicated creatures.

Cars they can’t afford
For some reason, men are thrilled by flash cars they’ll never own. Yes, that is the new Porsche 718 Cayman GTS, 0-60 in 4.5 seconds. This is somewhat academic if you work in a call centre and have a long-term overdraft and credit card debts. Just pray he doesn’t go the showroom and sit behind the wheel pretending to drive it.

Football stickers
An obsession of youth which, tragically, can continue into adulthood. When the new Panini stickers come out, the man in your life unfortunately has the means to buy loads, being paid, hopefully, substantially more than his pocket money in 1983. Before you know it, all the men in the office will have a Qatar 2022 World Cup Album and they’ll be meeting by the photocopier to drone on about swapping for a Jack Grealish ‘shiny’.

via ~ DailyCockPics

I find it weird how women will show most of their breast without shame but never the flippin nipple ! which is the main point of interest to most real men .out of curiosity ,i wonder if Transgenders are into nipples ?

 

[SamBally]

I find it weird how women will show most of their breast without shame but never the flippin nipple ! which is the main point of interest to most real men .out of curiosity ,i wonder if Transgenders are into nipples ?

Just a meaningless experiment to test your testosterone levels and just how manly man masculine you are?

Rate how attractive you think both the female and the male models I have posted are. Mark them between zero to ten. 9 very attractive. 5 average. 2 well below average, etc. Both are aged over 21.

 

[Moriarty]

Neither are attractive to me.

How did I score lol

 

[hell2bwith76]

Just a meaningless experiment to test your testosterone levels and just how manly man masculine you are?

Rate how attractive you think both the female and the male models I have posted are. Mark them between zero to ten. 9 very attractive. 5 average. 2 well below average, etc. Both are aged over 21.

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Number 1 rated as 9/10
Number 2 is a good looking bloke (in my opinion) but not rateable for me .

What`s that got to do with nipples anyway ? i can`t see any on either .Todays women seem quite at ease showing 50% of their boobs on either side but the middle 1% with a nipple is never shown eh ?. Just why ?

 

[SamBally]

Number 1 rated as 9/10
Number 2 is a good looking bloke (in my opinion) but not rateable for me .

What`s that got to do with nipples anyway ? i can`t see any on either .Todays women seem quite at ease showing 50% of their boobs on either side but the middle 1% with a nipple is never shown eh ?. Just why ?

Thanks for replying.

A woman scantily clad in a swimming costume with only half her face in view scored 9/10.

Would it surprise you to learn that both are transgender?

And do you suppose they view nipples, in the context of an erogenous zone, any differently from you or me or anyone else?

 

[hell2bwith76]

Thanks for replying.

A woman scantily clad in a swimming costume with only half her face in view scored 9/10.

Would it surprise you to learn that both are transgender?

And do you suppose they view nipples, in the context of an erogenous zone, any differently from you or me or anyone else?

I know that Trans dressers can look gorgeous ! or not as the case may be . but they do it for money ,they are CROSS DRESSERS not Trans sexuals .
Showing nipples don`t make them an "erogonus " zone ffs . playing with them may do. And thats a reason to cover them up ?
Hetrasexual men don`t cover their nipples ,why do women ? Still asking that question.

 

[hell2bwith76]

BTW Sam ...i can assure you that as far as SeX goes i`m ALL male ! so am atraced to what i SEE as female and not at all to what i see as MALE .

 

[SamBally]

I know that Trans dressers can look gorgeous !

You mean transgender don't you, not specifically a trans dresser and which you brought up yourself in a previous post.

but they do it for money ,they are CROSS DRESSERS not Trans sexuals .

The two pictures, both of which you stated were very attractive people, are very well-known transgenders.
There is no shame in being 9/10 attracted to a gorgeous transgender woman. Of course not knowing either were transgender beforehand you gave a more honest view.

Showing nipples don`t make them an "erogonus " zone ffs . playing with them may do. And thats a reason to cover them up ?

You clearly have both a nipple and a transgender obsession (sexualized) when you involved nipples in your earlier post asking.

i wonder if Transgenders are into nipples ?

Followed up by.

BTW Sam ...i can assure you that as far as SeX goes i`m ALL male ! so am atraced to what i SEE as female and not at all to what i see as MALE .

You gave a beautiful young transexual woman 9/10 for looks, it doesn't mean she wants to sleep with you, even if you were 40 years younger than you are and were not reliant on viagra.

I chose to keep it simple to help you understand the stigma associated with being transgender, because of men (and women) just like you, and the prejudice they encounter on a daily basis throughout society as a whole (this is nothing about sport).

I doubt you got the message.

 

[TwoWhalesInAPool]

keeping it as simple as possible, acknowledging there are defined areas left out.

@hell2bwith76 for information.

Transsexual = Having changed, or being in the process of changing, physical sex by undergoing medical treatment such as hormone replacement therapy (HRT) and/or optionally sex reassignment surgery.

Transgender = Having a gender (identity) which is different from the sex one was assigned at birth.

Transvestite = Person who wears clothes traditionally worn by and associated with the opposite sex; typically a male who cross-dresses occasionally by habit or personal choice.

Gender = Identification as a man, a woman, something else, and association with a (social) role or set of behavioural and cultural traits.

Sex = A category, for humans based on sexuality or gender roles.

Sexuality = Sexual identity, gender.
with thanks to Wiktionary

 

[hell2bwith76]

keeping it as simple as possible, acknowledging there are defined areas left out.

@hell2bwith76 for information.

Transsexual = Having changed, or being in the process of changing, physical sex by undergoing medical treatment such as hormone replacement therapy (HRT) and/or optionally sex reassignment surgery.

Transgender = Having a gender (identity) which is different from the sex one was assigned at birth.

Transvestite = Person who wears clothes traditionally worn by and associated with the opposite sex; typically a male who cross-dresses occasionally by habit or personal choice.

Gender = Identification as a man, a woman, something else, and association with a (social) role or set of behavioural and cultural traits.

Sex = A category, for humans based on sexuality or gender roles.

Sexuality = Sexual identity, gender.
with thanks to Wiktionary

That`s a more sensible explanation of all the various "gender variants" which we seem to have in modern Society now .Still not total satisfaction though as it doesn`t mention "who" decides on Gender at birth ,or is Transgender something which developes later in life?. Do other factors such as not single gender schools in Puberty have any influence on a person wanting to change sex ( sorry , gender !).

 

[hell2bwith76]

You gave a beautiful young transexual woman 9/10 for looks, it doesn't mean she wants to sleep with you, even if you were 40 years younger than you are and were not reliant on viagra.

I KNOW that could easily have been a very "pretty" young Brazilian boy rather than an older European female . Some of them look stunning if you don`t know !.
Where did i mention that "she" wanted to sleep ( bed ) with me ?? .Deal with what i post not with what you imagine i post.
I have not nor ever would use Viagra .My desire for sexual intercourse is limited to how i feel at any given time . Unlike most gays who i know ( yes i do know some !) who always seem to be waiting for sex !.

 

[hell2bwith76]

And do you suppose they view nipples, in the context of an erogenous zone, any differently from you or me or anyone else?

I still can`t get a sensible reply to my querie . Why can`t/don`t females show their nipples as males do? They show 99.9% of their bosom these days ,quite deliberately( example ,watch Holly Willoughby on TV ( dancing on Ice presenter).?.

 

[hell2bwith76]

Well maybe if you asked a sensible question you'd get a sensible answer.
Ever considered that?

They don't show their 'bosom', they show their cleavage.
There is actually a difference you know.

Don`t sound like you know the difference eh ?
Half a Breast is not a Bosom then ? idiot .

 

[SamBally]

I have not nor ever would use Viagra .My desire for sexual intercourse is limited to how i feel at any given time . Unlike most gays who i know ( yes i do know some !) who always seem to be waiting for sex !.

Yes, I bet you know hundreds of "gays" don't you Hell2bwith76. You know enough about "gays" to make blanket statements about them.

Just like you know transgenders are not actually transgender and only cross-dress for money.

No one gives a hoot about what your personal sexual preferences are or are not, or the last time you had sex 25 years ago nor your blinkered views in general regarding sexuality and so why do you keep forcing your inappropriate opinions onto the forum?

Rather than expecting to be spoon-fed, like a small child, why don't you educate yourself about these issues before you make such STUPID statements?

 

[hell2bwith76]

Yes, I bet you know hundreds of "gays" don't you Hell2bwith76. You know enough about "gays" to make blanket statements about them.

Just like you know transgenders are not actually transgender and only cross-dress for money.

No one gives a hoot about what your personal sexual preferences are or are not, or the last time you had sex 25 years ago nor your blinkered views in general regarding sexuality and so why do you keep forcing your inappropriate opinions onto the forum?

Rather than expecting to be spoon-fed, like a small child, why don't you educate yourself about these issues before you make such STUPID statements?

Raw nerve eh ?

"why do you keep forcing your inappropriate opinions onto the forum?" . What does that mean ?. Am i ramming my views down your throat ?
Fact is that YOU plus others do actually RAM their views down the forums ,hence all the crap you post about Covid between the 3 of you . .
Look to your own doorstep before you start calling me names ands making "inappropriate" comments about me .
I knew that if i waited long enough i`d find out that you and the other two would be joining sides .

 

[SamBally]

Raw nerve eh ?

The raw nerve where an 84-year-old man STILL has NO idea why women cover their nipples in public and INSISTS on someone else telling him why, so he can talk about nipples, nipples, and more nipples?

Who keeps going on about a nonexistent sex life you don't have and who talks about women as if they are cattle being sold in a farmer's auction.

Or your transphobic and homophobic views in general, alongside the primitive sexism of course.


That raw nerve?

 

[hell2bwith76]

The raw nerve where an 84-year-old man STILL has NO idea why women cover their nipples in public and INSISTS on someone else telling him why, so he can talk about nipples, nipples, and more nipples?

Who keeps going on about a nonexistent sex life you don't have and who talks about women as if they are cattle being sold in a farmer's auction.

Or your transphobic and homophobic views in general, alongside the primitive sexism of course.


That raw nerve?

You`re not only a liar you are also very sick ! Crawl off back to your stone like the slugs do .

 

[SamBally]

You`re not only a liar you are also very sick ! Crawl off back to your stone like the slugs do .

Yes, although YOUR recent posts have been filled with pervy ramblings, transphobic, homophobic, sexist bile, it is I who is the liar and sick.

LOL!!

Slugs don't crawl, you STUPID man.

Away with you, fukc off to the naughty site and discuss your nipple fetish there.