Room 101

[Caity]

those plastic packaging that you have to cut open

tins you have to use a tin opener to open

corned beef tins you have to peel open and then take 30 seconds getting the corned beef out of

the plastic sheet on top of the butter

deoderant cans you have to twist to open the nozzle bit

 

[chinesemidss]

fire alarms that go off without reason

 

[Missy]

English mustard to hot for me

 

[AngelTearz]

Liars
People who eat with mouth open ( Dreams of throat punching )
Drivers who do not use Indicators... fart and gimme a clue Seymour
Drink bottles with the stupid so called safety catches in the lids... yes F*ck right off
Baked Beans .. No please do not put Satans polyps on my toast thank you very much
Traffic lights that let 3 or 4 vehicles through on your side but loads on the other
Liver.. eurgh boaking big time
Marmite.. Did I say how much I detest Marmite.. it belongs in the biggest incinerator available
Self checkouts... ffs how many times do we have to go through the same thing
People who lack manners... Ooft don't get me started
Smokers .. right outside shop doors and you get a mouthful of it.. do one


To be continued ....

 

[CarrieUK]

Unnecessary small talk

 

[JoJoTia3rd]

Animals wearing clothes! I don't mean a coat if its winter.

 

[Bobbyboo2]

Koala Bears, freaky little fookers

 

[Claire8]

fitted sheets: a folding myth designed to make you feel inferior.

black socks and sports sandals: a fashion crime that makes no sense.

tear here strips: they never work; you end up using your teeth like a caveman.

the 1% phone battery: a lie that mocks you for hours.

bald men with beards: the upside-down face look.

jehovah's witnesses: the unwanted ding-dong when you’re in your pyjamas.

religious people: those who believe in someone they can't see and expect their prayers to be answered.

grown-up mummy's boys: adult men who still rely on their mums for everything.

football: grown men in little shorts kicking a bag of air around.

golf: the most boring thing on the planet; it’s basically a guaranteed nap.

 

[Claire8]

Koala Bears, freaky little fookers

Wtaf????

 

[Xwordman]

To be honest, people who say "to be honest" all the time.

 

[Claire8]

The Password Paradox
When you finally remember your password after ten tries, but the site says "New password cannot be your old password" because you are currently resetting it.

The Eight-Legged Freeloader
The spider that pays zero rent but insists on hanging at eye level in the hallway. It has eight legs and 360-degree vision, yet still acts "surprised" when you walk into its face.

The Ghost Notification
That red "1" on an app icon that won’t disappear no matter how many times you click it. It’s digital psychological warfare.

The Mid-Sentence Update
When your computer decides that right now is the perfect time to restart for a "critical update" while you are in the middle of a thought.

The Door Pull Betrayal
When a door has a handle that clearly says "Pull," but it’s actually a "Push." It makes you look like you've never encountered a building before.

 

[elwoodbluz1966]

Humanity

 

[CarrieUK]

People who jump a queue

 

[Bobbyboo2]

What’s a jump ??

Window cleaners

 

[Bobbyboo2]

Cowboys… men in boots nah

 

[LadyOnArooftop]

Drivers who hog the middle lane on the motorway.
Chuggers in the High St hassling you to sign up for this and that.
Oh and people who treat the forum like a chat room!

 

[Claire8]

Donald Trump
He’s an absolute joke who looks like he’s been permanently Tangoed. He turned the news into a never-ending reality show that nobody can switch off, and honestly, the 3:00 AM tantrums are just exhausting. We’re putting him in Room 101 so we can finally have a quiet day without the orange drama.

 

[RecklessRebel]

donald trump
twunts on e-bikes/scooters
people who think they're entitled
people who chew with their mouth open
GP receptionists
people who hog the lane in supermarket...MOVE!!
spiders
snakes
clowns

 

[Missy]

Crocs are an absolute no no get them off just awful sorry not sorry

 

[Belfastman]

This is a good healthy thread for venting. My turn...

Manchester United.