Right-winger fully committed to describing every minor inconvenience as “Orwellian”.

[Ben]

This one believes that his Lobby tactics will also be effective on the forum.

Because @Ben bites, he assumes everyone else will as well.

Kev45 you don't know what to believe as you are just another troll with a failed life whose life is in the toilet so trying to say about others as you therapy tactics to try and make yourself feel better you pathetic worthless troll,.

 

[TwoWhalesInAPool]

A local man has bravely taken a stand against the terrifying rise of tyranny by declaring literally everything he mildly dislikes as “Orwellian.”

Daytone Williams, aged 63, from Swindon, an unemployed spoon bender, reportedly used the term to describe everything from a parking fine to the new self-service checkouts at Tesco, warning friends that “the Ministry of Love probably designed those bloody card readers.”

It’s proper 1984, isn’t it, he muttered ominously after being asked to reset his Apple ID password for the third time this month.

Sources close to Williams claim his Orwell-detection skills are now so finely tuned that he once described a council wheelie bin rota as “Big Brother in hi-vis.”

He tried to convince me that getting a parking ticket was just like living in an Orwellian novel, said his long-suffering African grey parrot.

I said no mate, you just parked like an arse. Nothing Orwellian about it.

Williams has also accused the NHS of being Orwellian for asking him to book appointments online, the BBC for only commissioning “agenda-pushing” cooking shows, and a local café for removing cholesterol laden fried greasy bacon from the menu.

He’s never actually read 1984, a concerned ex-girlfriend revealed.

He just played V for Vendetta online once and now thinks a QR code is the first step to a surveillance state.

Experts warn this trend is spreading, with the word “Orwellian” now legally required to appear in every Facebook comment thread involving recycling, parking charges, or literally anything happening within two miles of a camera.

As of press time, Williams was seen shouting “Thoughtcrime!” at a barista for accidentally spelling his name “Detontay” on a paper cup.

He is currently believed to be writing a dystopian novel titled Flat White Fascism: My Life Under the Soy Milk Regime.

I f.ucking adore when FARFARFARFARFARFARFARFARFAR right wing supporters get their fascist panties in a spin, without a moments hesitation over satire!

They never fucking learn or 'get it'.

Every.Single.Time!

 

[Kev45]

Tommy Robinson loses appeal bid after claiming prison is ‘making him ill’​

"Robinson had been barred from repeating false allegations against a refugee called Jamal Hijazi. Mr Hijazi successfully sued Robinson for libel after the then-schoolboy was assaulted at Almondbury Community School in Huddersfield, West Yorkshire, in October 2018."

I wonder if he has learned what "free speech" means, yet?

 

[DurhamLad]

You say this like you've unearthed the hitherto hidden secrets of engineering gold out of old kettles and radios. Really pleased with yourself. Smug as ****.

Just two bits and and pieces that may help you along your way:

1) "Tommy Robinson" is a massive tit. Just about everyone knows this, yet you appear to have recently unearthed this nugget of wisdom and here you are leading the world into the coming enlightenment happy as a pig in sh**.

2) Opinions are protected under the jurisdiction of free speech but demonstrably false statements are not. Everybody knows this, except you. Look out of your front window at 5 o'clock tomorrow morning and you'll see a rat scurrying around looking for the nearest buffet. That rat knows the difference between opinions, demonstrably false statements and the relevance to free speech, but you don't.

 

[Kev45]

You say this like you've unearthed the hitherto hidden secrets of engineering gold out of old kettles and radios. Really pleased with yourself. Smug as ****.

Just two bits and and pieces that may help you along your way:

1) "Tommy Robinson" is a massive tit. Just about everyone knows this, yet you appear to have recently unearthed this nugget of wisdom and here you are leading the world into the coming enlightenment happy as a pig in sh**.

2) Opinions are protected under the jurisdiction of free speech but demonstrably false statements are not. Everybody knows this, except you. Look out of your front window at 5 o'clock tomorrow morning and you'll see a rat scurrying around looking for the nearest buffet. That rat knows the difference between opinions, demonstrably false statements and the relevance to free speech, but you don't

I have already presented my extremely well-informed argument, and I won't repeat it again.

You still haven't aired any evidence to support your initial claim.

Simply because none exists.

You don't even appear to support "free speech" and hence an angry response, riddled with insults and sneers.

Now since you boasted, simply because you can't resist boasting, about your career as a "skilled worker" with a "history degree" then you must understand that the onus is on you to support your argument with evidence or at the very least provide examples.

This is how "free speech" works in practice, right, and "free speech" you clearly don't advocate yourself.

Btw, I am curious, why on earth would a "skilled worker" read "history" at university?

Because despite my sincere efforts to explain that the "concept" of "free speech" is not set in stone and therefore is open to "interpretation" you still believe that you are entitled to voice any opinion, any opinion at all, publicly and under the "concept" of "free speech".

Sixth form ideological 'libertarian', shite.

Depending on what that opinion is, of course, you're not free to openly air it, anywhere, at all, and including on this site.

 

[DurhamLad]

I have already presented my extremely well-informed argument, and I won't repeat it again.

Right-o, mate. It was shite the first time 'round, nobody wants to hear it again , even you (by your own admission).

 

[DurhamLad]

I am curious, why on earth would a "skilled worker" read "history" at university.

The individual/broth heed going by the name of Kevin quite clearly has never left the front door of his house. He does not have the first clue that it's possible to study history at university and from there go on to being a 'skilled worker'.

What is wrong with you, Kevin? A small, malnourished stoat understands that those two eventualities are not mutually exclusive.

 

[Kev45]

Right-o, mate. It was shite the first time 'round, nobody wants to hear it again , even you (by your own admission).

I don't tend to take much notice of men in their 60s who name themselves "lad", anyway.

No evidence, think you are entitled to blurt any old right wing shite you like, and that's the end of it.

Nope, doesn't work like that in the real world.

 

[Kev45]

The individual/broth heed going by the name of Kevin quite clearly has never left the front door of his house. He does not have the first clue that it's possible to study history at university and from there go on to being a 'skilled worker'.

What is wrong with you, Kevin? A small, malnourished stoat understands that those two eventualities are not mutually exclusive.

You haven't changed your "style" at all, have you?

Make a claim, then try and waffle your way out of it.

I asked a simple question out of curiosity.

"Skilled workers" as any "skilled worker" will tell you, if you'd ever spoken to one, which you haven't, don't tend to read "history" at university as a rule of thumb.

I am still laughing though, you tried "shutting down" the incredibly annoying Fred by claiming you read history at university, then when he steered the WWll thread in a direction you didn't like, you trotted out the ridiculous "well I woz bored of dat at uni, so I didn't bother".

I don't need to own a farm to smell bullshit.

 

[Altair]

The individual/broth heed going by the name of Kevin quite clearly has never left the front door of his house. He does not have the first clue that it's possible to study history at university and from there go on to being a 'skilled worker'.

What is wrong with you, Kevin? A small, malnourished stoat understands that those two eventualities are not mutually exclusive.

I'd like to know what you do for a living...Posting on a chat forum during the day?...

What was it. A Day off.?

You don't actually WORK for a living do you.

Studied History.?

Ok.

Another dreamer like so many here..

Easily sorted.

Study ME.

See how you get on.

Guys...I can't stand this bastard. Wanker in the Extrime.

 

[Altair]

Its best just to block him

For once you might be right here.

 

[Kev45]

For once you might be right here.

Says the sausage, who claims his long-suffering ex (who had a lucky escape) fixed a mobile phone to the bottom of his car. I assume to either track him or to listen to his exhaust pipe gurgling, and it worked great until the battery ran out, 5 hours later during the night and when everyone was in bed.

Idiot!

I mean, if you are going to lie, at least make it believable.

 

[Altair]

Says the sausage, who claims his long-suffering ex fixed a mobile phone to the bottom of his car. I assume to either track him or to listen to his exhaust pipe gurgling, and it worked great until the battery ran out, 5 hours later during the night and when everyone was in bed.

Idiot!

I mean, if you are going to lie, at least make it believable.

It was to track. It failed.

What would I gain from lying about it?

 

[Altair]

Hello?

 

[Kev45]

Says the sausage, who claims his long-suffering ex (who had a lucky escape) fixed a mobile phone to the bottom of his car. I assume to either track him or to listen to his exhaust pipe gurgling, and it worked great until the battery ran out, 5 hours later during the night and when everyone was in bed.

Idiot!

I mean, if you are going to lie, at least make it believable.

100% it was him, who did it to her.

 

[Altair]

100% it was him, who did it to her.

Nah. 100% Volume on the Vodka.

 

[Kinell]

No-one is ever going to be able to have a proper 'debate' with Kev because he has decided in advance that he is always right and 'free speech' only counts if you agree with him. When he struggles, his fall-back is to label you "far right". But that's OK - better to be Far Right than Far Wrong.

 

[Altair]

I will assassinate him..

Don't worry about it.

MODS here on ALERT NOW.!

 

[Kev45]

No-one is ever going to be able to have a proper 'debate' with Kev because he has decided in advance that he is always right and 'free speech' only counts if you agree with him. When he struggles, his fall-back is to label you "far right". But that's OK - better to be Far Right than Far Wrong.

Are you really as stupid as you appear in main chat?

I mean, you have time to "think" here before you post, on the forum, whereas in chat you just blurt out your infantile lines automatically.

I have NOT given an opinion on what "free speech" is.

Is this a "concept" you find difficult to understand?

 

[Altair]

Are you really as stupid as you appear in main chat?

I mean, you have time to "think" here before you post, on the forum, whereas in chat you just blurt out your infantile lines automatically.

I have NOT given an opinion on what "free speech" is.

Is this a "concept" you find difficult to understand?