Phrases which irritate me .Do you have any?

[Dantheman]

"You only beat what's in front of you" "It's only (insert football team name here)" phrases from films or tv shows that ppl say in work to avoid getting in trouble

 

[azureblue]

'Super Excited'

 

[GlasgowDoc]

Reach out.....obviously ask is so last season !

 

[BasildonBond]

"It is what it is".....just one word for that..grrrrrr!!

 

[Poco_Loco]

"The Gentleman makes an important point"

Widely used in the House of Commons.

"It is what it is"

Yes well it can't be anything fcukin else can it ?

grrr

 

[Dong]

"The Gentleman makes an important point"

Widely used in the House of Commons.

"It is what it is"

Yes well it can't be anything fcukin else can it ?

grrr

Well! We are where we are!

 

[Common-Carnage]

"I'm just reaching out to you"
No, you're fucking not reaching out to me as I have just chopped your metaphorical arms off with a blunt as **** axe, try reaching out now, nobhead.

 

[Dong]

It takes one to know one!

One what?

 

[funandflirty]

can I stop you there?

No you fucking can't!!!!!!

 

[Sausages]

A big ask.

I’m gob smacked

You smashed it

Makes it pop

I think scousers are more likely to use all of the above. I’m not too keen on scousers to start with the last time i was in Liverpool i was there setting up an anti fraud office for an energy company and while i was there i got my packed lunch stolen and that’s no joke. There’s only one thing I dislike more than scousers that’s seagulls or what I call them flying bastards. I can’t stand these scavenging things trolling the sky’s looking for some poor child eating a burger or ice cream cone. They should be blown out of the sky with shot guns.

I started hearing the big ask about 8 years ago. Every time i hear it i feel like pushing a cream cake up the persons nose.
Fortunately it seems to be dying out

Smashed used by all arse holes like Ryland Clarke a ferret faced arse hole who got wher he is making himself look a *** on some singing program.

Makes it pop. Used by rag and bone men such as the arse holes. Such as tiny drew off salvage hunters a boring little man who runs around dirty old sheds he usually finds some old sh** that’s been lay there for years and he sells it to some other wanker who’s got more money than since.

Gob smacked. Used by all scousers what more do i need to say. not much more i want to add to that

Oh, and see what i did there used by 99.1% of the arse holes on tv they seem to think its funny. It isn’t

 

[Sausages]

can I stop you there?

No you fucking can't!!!!!!

I think some scouser must have made that phrase up. it sounds Just what a hooded thieving bastard would say.

 

[Sausages]

"I'm just reaching out to you"
No, you're fucking not reaching out to me as I have just chopped your metaphorical arms off with a blunt as **** axe, try reaching out now, nobhead.

"It is what it is".....just one word for that..grrrrrr!!

That’s what a scouser says when he’s selling you a car that’s a big pile of sh** that’s got a fake MOT. It’s also known as SOLD AS SEEN in other parts of the country to pass off a death trap in order to buy some kind of narcotics.

 

[Sausages]

"I'm just reaching out to you"
No, you're fucking not reaching out to me as I have just chopped your metaphorical arms off with a blunt as **** axe, try reaching out now, nobhead.

Obvious to me that a crime is just about to be committed probably hand bag theft or mobile phone.

 

[Sausages]

'Super Excited'

That’s what a Manchester United fan gets when he prematurely ejaculates lol.

 

[Sausages]

"You only beat what's in front of you" "It's only (insert football team name here)" phrases from films or tv shows that ppl say in work to avoid getting in trouble

Fighting talk mainly heard in Wetherspoons pubs

 

[Sausages]

Tarred with the same brush. I can visualise this as a big hairy arse hot tar roofer from Sefton or Hattersley in Liverpool brushing hot tar on you’re arse as some kind of torture for not paying for smack or some other dodgy deal.

 

[Sausages]

It takes one to know one!

One what?

Possibly homosexual reference I’ll say no more on that.

 

[funandflirty]

I think some scouser must have made that phrase up. it sounds Just what a hooded thieving bastard would say.

Dude where is the love for Liverpudlians !!!! Good and bad in all everywhere

 

[Sausages]

Dude where is the love for Liverpudlians !!!! Good and bad in all everywhere

Can you tell I don’t like them .?thats true about my packed lunch being stolen in Liverpool. And I didn’t take any money with me to buy lunch

 

[funandflirty]

Can you tell I don’t like them .?thats true about my packed lunch being stolen in Liverpool. And I didn’t take any money with me to buy lunch

Ok I laughed a little bit that you had your lunch stolen lol.....

never judge all on the actions of a few - life is to short to be hating, be happy you gave someone who was obviously hungry food