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OZZY MAN REVIEWS: CRAB V'S OCTOPUS V'S FISH

 

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OZZY MAN REVIEWS: Bike Pirate Gets Humiliated! - Dashcams #3

 

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Is there an Ozzyman review for airheads (Vicky Pollard) who don't understand how 'speed bumps' work?

"So like ye, maybe, or summat, I was driving in that place I think they call the 'countryside' and I saw this strange thing in the distance. So I sped up to get a closer look and the next thing is I had driven over it and after driving home found out it had damaged the exhaust system on my Volvo.

Apparently, they are called 'speed humps' or something. What sort of idiot puts a hill on a road to slow traffic down.

The sparks as I continued driving?

Oh, how was I to know they were coming from my car?"

 

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Is there an Ozzyman review for airheads (Vicky Pollard) who don't understand how 'speed bumps' work?

"So like ye, maybe, or summat, I was driving in that place I think they call the 'countryside' and I saw this strange thing in the distance. So I sped up to get a closer look and the next thing is I had driven over it and after driving home found out it had damaged the exhaust system on my Volvo.

Apparently, they are called 'speed humps' or something. What sort of idiot puts a hill on a road to slow traffic down.

The sparks as I continued driving?

Oh, how was I to know they were coming from my car?"

That whole Vicky Pollard and the speed bump rhetoric cracked me up. People will say anything for attention.

''Oh look huge lumps in the road, let me drive over them at 97kmh and blame someone else when my car falls apart''.

In other posts, at least mate Lou, from Little Britain, has her back.

 

[SamBally]

So and like ye, so I immediately wrote an angry letter to my local GP complaining about the speed hump, and bizarrely she told me not to waste NHS time.

What sort of politician tells people not to write to them?

I won't vote for her again.

Did I tell you about the time my next-door neighbour got hedge clippings on my Rhododendrons?

Don't even get me going on that one!

 

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Women's Sport vs Men's Sport​

 

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Play With Fire And You're Gonna Get Sent To... Destination F'ucked​

 

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Ozzy Man Reviews: Old Gymnastics​

 

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Ozzy Man commentary on the cheese rolling contest in Gloucestershire, England 2022.