My Birthday

Altair

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It was my birthday yesterday.

My birthday cake didn't have any candles on it.

Instead of candles there were 18 little pictures of the people that i have assassinated this month.

Be careful what you say and to whom.

Those words could be your last.
 

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Is there any of this cake left?
What kind was it?
And where is it now?

The full cake is left.

I don't eat cake.

It was a Passion Cake. Sometimes called 'Carrot' Cake. The correct name for a 'Carrot' Cake is 'Passion ' cake.

It's in my Dungeon....Just waiting for someone to come and get a slice.

Cream is on offer too should you fancy it.

Getting out of my dungeon alive...> NO.

But you will be happy and have a full belly when you die.

What better way to go?

No need to got to Sveeden and pay £20K for a death Jab.;)
 

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So its not a real Birthday cake then........ its Carrot' Cake?
I can see why you didn't eat it now.
Clearly no one likes you.
 

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So its not a real Birthday cake then........ its Carrot' Cake?
I can see why you didn't eat it now.
Clearly no one likes you.

Passion Cake is MY FAVOURITE cake.

It's not just Carrot cake you dumb arse.

For ANYONE to like Me?.. They would have to step into MY realm and make up their own mind.

I like me....A lot.

That makes up for anyone that doesn't like me.
 

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You only have carrot cake with instant coffee on a national express bus from London to Norwich or some other sh** hole at the end of the earth.
Its a reminder your heading hell: all hope is lost.
Is that the kind of message you want to send on your Birthday?
 

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You only have carrot cake with instant coffee on a national express bus from London to Norwich or some other sh** hole at the end of the earth.
Its a reminder your heading hell: all hope is lost.
Is that the kind of message you want to send on your Birthday?
NO...

Not really.

But I will send you this.

 

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In Shadows....

 

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Well don't just sit there, off you go and get me one !!
I cant go cos I'm errr hmmmm.....recycling my toe nail clippings.
 

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Well don't just sit there, off you go and get me one !!
I cant go cos I'm errr hmmmm.....recycling my toe nail clippings.
You will be fine.

Carry on as you are.
 

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Happy birthday for yesterday, Altair.

Why only 18 assassinations though, you must be well into your 60s, and you'd never find a cake that big. xxx
 

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Happy birthday for yesterday, Altair.

Why only 18 assassinations though, you must be well into your 60s, and you'd never find a cake that big. xxx
Thanks.o_O

18 assassinations for ONE month....!;)

The TOTAL so far ?...Hmmm....About 5000 give or take.

I been at it for a long time.

What's the xxx for?

For a moment there I thought you were being nice to me.!
 
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