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A MAN has managed to get completely shitfaced before getting out of his dressing-gown for the third day in a row.
Dave Pile, aged 59, started the day with a shot of whisky in his coffee and then cracked a can of Kestral lager at 5 am in a bid to ‘keep the spirit of furlough alive’.
Daughter Julie Pile said: “Since furlough ended last year, he’s been a man on a mission from the minute he wakes up. I guess if you only have a very brief period when morning drinking is allowed, you have to make the most of it.
“At breakfast yesterday he insisted on making Buck’s Fizz, again. I thought having some food with it might sober him up, but when I was clearing the table I realised he’d had Baileys on his Rice Krispies.
“He did eventually manage to dress himself, then sat down in front of the telly to watch a film with his cat and a large glass of wine. He’d passed out by 11am.
“I’ll let him sleep it off until dinner, and then throw some Nurofen Plus into his open, snoring mouth.”
Dave Pile, aged 59, started the day with a shot of whisky in his coffee and then cracked a can of Kestral lager at 5 am in a bid to ‘keep the spirit of furlough alive’.
Daughter Julie Pile said: “Since furlough ended last year, he’s been a man on a mission from the minute he wakes up. I guess if you only have a very brief period when morning drinking is allowed, you have to make the most of it.
“At breakfast yesterday he insisted on making Buck’s Fizz, again. I thought having some food with it might sober him up, but when I was clearing the table I realised he’d had Baileys on his Rice Krispies.
“He did eventually manage to dress himself, then sat down in front of the telly to watch a film with his cat and a large glass of wine. He’d passed out by 11am.
“I’ll let him sleep it off until dinner, and then throw some Nurofen Plus into his open, snoring mouth.”