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None of your links work, Jess, are you pressing the right buttons (lol). :D
 

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I, like most other people, tend to get Amazon orders delivered directly to my door. It's so convenient, but good luck smuggling them into your supervised sheltered accommodation, DOA.

SlimFast is one of the biggest con jobs on the market, btw. Their overpriced products only work if you incorporate them into a healthy diet.

Alongside long term lifestyle changes which mean you lose weight without resorting to expensive diet fads, which demonstrably don't work in the long term.

But who the fvck could, or would even want to, eat 150 chocolate bars of exactly the same flavour. But hey, only 99 calories each, right?

Hehehehe!

As you scoff 3 at a time and when, you will still feel hungry afterwards anyway, simply because there is barely no protein or fibre content in those bars (that satisfies hunger and makes you feel fuller for longer).

Then immediately scoff another 3 because 3 wasn't enough.

Heavily processed, addictive shite and when a basic cold pressed protein bar with no artificial sweeteners would do a better job and be a lot healthier.

"Caramel (29.5%) (Glucose Syrup, Sweetened Condensed Skimmed Milk (Milk, Sugar), Bulking Agent (Polydextrose), Sugar, Palm Oil1, Salt, Flavourings, Emulsifier (Soya Lecithin)), Glucose Syrup, Milk Chocolate (20.5%) (Sugar, Cocoa Butter, Cocoa Mass, Skimmed Milk Powder, Lactose (Milk), Anhydrous Milk Fat, Emulsifiers (Soya Lecithin, Polyglycerol Polyricinoleate), Natural Vanilla Flavouring), Sugar, Fat Reduced Cocoa Powder (3%), Bulking Agent (Polydextrose), Cocoa Mass (2%), Sunflower Oil, Egg White, Caramelised Sugar Syrup, Salt, Flavouring, 1Palm Kernel Oil from certifiably sustainable Palm Oil."

Another DOAism that will keep me going for the rest of the week, and probably much longer. :oops::rolleyes::D
 

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Yeah DOA, crap food is sold everywhere, even branded...

Well done for ignoring the evidence.

You carry on with your imaginary ocean lifestyle if it makes you feel better when you show off online. :)
 

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You have just bought 150 'chocolate bars' that SlimFast are palming off unto unsuspecting consumers on Amazon simply because either they couldn't shift them via their usual stockists, and or they are close to or past their sell by date (not use by date).

Heavily processed junk food, nutritionally dead, that lures consumers in by advertising it is a 'chocolate bar', that is only 99 calories, and therefore it is just a cheeky treat that won't harm a dieters' waistline.

It obviously lured you in, you posted the ingredients of an actual chocolate bar, to show the comparison.

But completely useless to anyone who needs to healthily fuel their body, prior to or immediately after exercise, or with an active lifestyle.

Even if I only snacked on them 3 or 4 times a day, it still adds calories to an already restricted diet if I consume the recommended 2,000 calories and which means I would have to cut 300 or 400 calories from nutritionally healthy food instead.

Now none of this would matter a jot, and it doesn't, but unfortunately you keep warbling on about diets and an active sporting lifestyle on the ocean waves. :rolleyes:
 

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You would think a multimillionaire, in the twilight years of his life, would spend his imaginary millions on quality, rather than quantity.

Instead, he spends his imaginary millions on bulk buying heavily processed nutritionally dead junk food that he is clearly addicted to.

"Cos it's cheap on Amazon".

That he believes is chocolate.

150 bars of the shite!

Ha Ha Ha. :D
 

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Why on earth would any grown up, with a healthy lifestyle, and a healthy diet, want to put this heavily processed shite into their body. :)

""Caramel (29.5%) (Glucose Syrup, Sweetened Condensed Skimmed Milk (Milk, Sugar), Bulking Agent (Polydextrose), Sugar, Palm Oil1, Salt, Flavourings, Emulsifier (Soya Lecithin)), Glucose Syrup, Milk Chocolate (20.5%) (Sugar, Cocoa Butter, Cocoa Mass, Skimmed Milk Powder, Lactose (Milk), Anhydrous Milk Fat, Emulsifiers (Soya Lecithin, Polyglycerol Polyricinoleate), Natural Vanilla Flavouring), Sugar, Fat Reduced Cocoa Powder (3%), Bulking Agent (Polydextrose), Cocoa Mass (2%), Sunflower Oil, Egg White, Caramelised Sugar Syrup, Salt, Flavouring, 1Palm Kernel Oil from certifiably sustainable Palm Oil."
 

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Yes, of course they will DOA, in between your 16-hour shifts online telling women young enough to be your daughter about your imaginary multimillionaire "kayaking" and bodyboarding lifestyle on the ocean waves. ;)
 

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Thank god, you finally got around to admitting your real age;).

That wasn't too hard, was it.

Now off you waddle, shovel some more "chocolate" down your gullet, and tell some more boasties about your imaginary life on the ocean waves. ;)
 

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It's really rather creepy, a man your age who can only muster "mum" insults.

Kev's mum was a leading light in the Awami workers party ;)
He's more of dimmer switch:rolleyes:

This is what you are all about DOA, an uneducated, ignorant, rancid auld sweatbag of a racist.

I mean 63 years old, what on earth have you spent your entire life doing, because you won't be any wiser at the end of it, will you. :)
 

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You carry on DOA, you know that I know you are absolutely seething.

Online bozo who has to invent a life to create a personality. ;)
 
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