Knock knock

[Cogster]

I started with a joke and it has been popular, so thought I would run a thread for knock knock jokes
Come on one and all add your best knock knock jokes and bring a smile to someone's face in these weird times

Knock knock, who's there?
Little old lady who
Little old lady who who?
I did not know you could yodel

 

[WickedPerdition]

I started with a joke and it has been popular, so thought I would run a thread for knock knock jokes
Come on one and all add your best knock knock jokes and bring a smile to someone's face in these weird times

Knock knock, who's there?
Little old lady who
Little old lady who who?
I did not know you could yodel

I love your optimism.
Anyway, here goes: 'knock, knock' ....

 

[WickedPerdition]

'Who's there?'

 

[WickedPerdition]

'Two wit two' ....

 

[WickedPerdition]

'Two wit two who' ....

 

[WickedPerdition]

You do a great owl impersonation.

 

[BizarreBabe]

 

[Cogster]

Knock knock
Who's there?
You ap
You ap who?
No you a pooh

 

[BizarreBabe]

Knock knock
Who's there?
You ap
You ap who?
No you a pooh

Please stop!

 

[Cogster]

Knock knock
Who's there?
Nomore
Nomore who?
No more knock knock jokes please..lol

 

[BizarreBabe]

You need to do better haha

 

[Billyliar]

Knock knock
Whose there?
Doorbell repair guy!

 

[Cogster]

Knock knock
Who's there?
Theodore
Theodore who?
Theodore is stuck and won't open

 

[BizarreBabe]

Knock knock
Who's there?
Theodore
Theodore who?
Theodore is stuck and won't open

I'll accept that one. Haha.

 

[Cogster]

I'll accept that one. Haha.

Finally got a thumbs up, lol
And note to self...i must try harder