Knock knock

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  1. Cogster

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    I started with a joke and it has been popular, so thought I would run a thread for knock knock jokes
    Come on one and all add your best knock knock jokes and bring a smile to someone's face in these weird times

    Knock knock, who's there?
    Little old lady who
    Little old lady who who?
    I did not know you could yodel
     
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    WickedPerdition UNABLE TO STOP BITCHING

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    I love your optimism. :)
    Anyway, here goes: 'knock, knock' ....
     
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    'Who's there?'
     
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    'Two wit two' ....
     
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    'Two wit two who' ....
     
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    You do a great owl impersonation. :)
     
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    Knock knock
    Who's there?
    You ap
    You ap who?
    No you a pooh
     
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    Please stop!
     
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    Knock knock
    Who's there?
    Nomore
    Nomore who?
    No more knock knock jokes please..lol
     
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    fakelaugh.gif You need to do better haha
     
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    Knock knock
    Whose there?
    Doorbell repair guy!
     
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    Knock knock
    Who's there?
    Theodore
    Theodore who?
    Theodore is stuck and won't open
     
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    I'll accept that one. Haha.
     
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    Finally got a thumbs up, lol
    And note to self...i must try harder :)
     
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