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Typical KGB News viewer sharing his opinion on immigration.
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Bullshit Boris comes to KGB News.
KGB News has ensured its reputation as a non serious news organisation remains tarnished after hiring Boris Johnson, a man forced to resign in disgrace from multiple jobs and who lies to his colleagues, the public, and each of his wives.
The Tory conman has been hired by the ailing far right populist propaganda channel in the hope he can stop it haemorrhaging £30m a year, and make slightly more cost effective for it’s middle-eastern based owners to get their ideological viewpoints in front of the nation’s viewers.
The well known liar will have a range of roles at the channel, from presenter, to programme maker, to commenter, and will now bring his special brand of dishonesty to the airwaves.
GB News producer Ray Cist told us, “Fans of KGB News already know we have, at best, a tenuous grasp of the truth, so this well know blagger brings zero baggage in that respect.
“Yes, any other news channel might be concerned about hiring a man whose journalistic career involves being fired from one newspaper for making up a quote, and conspiring to have another reporter beaten up – but not at KGB News. These are trivialities that only cause concern for our lesser news channel rivals.
“Yes, he resigned in disgrace for lying to his colleagues, and yes he lied to all his previous wives, and yes, he misled parliament about breaking the law during lockdown, and yes, there are plenty of other examples of him lying to various people whenever its in his own interests, or even when he just fancies doing a spot of lying.
“We know he lies as easily as he breathes, but speaking as a far right, racist rhetoric channel, we just don’t care. He will fit in nicely with all the other far right lying populists we employ”
Non-viewer Derek Matthews told us, “This grifter and KGB News is a match made in heaven. KGBeebies finally has it’s very own Mr Bumble.”
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KGB News has ensured its reputation as a non serious news organisation remains tarnished after hiring Boris Johnson, a man forced to resign in disgrace from multiple jobs and who lies to his colleagues, the public, and each of his wives.
The Tory conman has been hired by the ailing far right populist propaganda channel in the hope he can stop it haemorrhaging £30m a year, and make slightly more cost effective for it’s middle-eastern based owners to get their ideological viewpoints in front of the nation’s viewers.
The well known liar will have a range of roles at the channel, from presenter, to programme maker, to commenter, and will now bring his special brand of dishonesty to the airwaves.
GB News producer Ray Cist told us, “Fans of KGB News already know we have, at best, a tenuous grasp of the truth, so this well know blagger brings zero baggage in that respect.
“Yes, any other news channel might be concerned about hiring a man whose journalistic career involves being fired from one newspaper for making up a quote, and conspiring to have another reporter beaten up – but not at KGB News. These are trivialities that only cause concern for our lesser news channel rivals.
“Yes, he resigned in disgrace for lying to his colleagues, and yes he lied to all his previous wives, and yes, he misled parliament about breaking the law during lockdown, and yes, there are plenty of other examples of him lying to various people whenever its in his own interests, or even when he just fancies doing a spot of lying.
“We know he lies as easily as he breathes, but speaking as a far right, racist rhetoric channel, we just don’t care. He will fit in nicely with all the other far right lying populists we employ”
Non-viewer Derek Matthews told us, “This grifter and KGB News is a match made in heaven. KGBeebies finally has it’s very own Mr Bumble.”
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