ITS NOT ROCKET SCIENCE......
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What are the reasons why someone would type on a forum post? Holding a conversation, writing something others want to know, answering something posted, typing something intelligent, trying to offend others, any more? I ask because usually the posts on the site contain all the reasons mentioned plus more, I can even remember someone saying that posts don't have to stick to the topic. So what are the reasons why we usually type something?
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I mainly type something simply out of boredom..If I had something better to do - I'd do it! but returning to the OP (opening post) type something worthwhile? I'm told the Oooooh Arghhh bird is so called because it lays square eggs. . . .
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Understanding Women's Vocabulary
"FINE" is the word women use at the end of any argument when they feel they are right but can't stand to hear you argue any longer. It means that you should shut up. (NEVER use "FINE" to describe how she looks. This will cause you to have one of those arguments.)
"FIVE MINUTES" is half an hour. It is equivalent to the five minutes that your football game is going to last before you take out the rubbish, so women feel that it's an even trade.
"NOTHING" means something and you should be on your toes. "NOTHING" is usually used to describe the feeling a woman has of wanting to turn you inside out, upside down, and backwards. "NOTHING" usually signifies an argument that will last "FIVE MINUTES" and end with the word "FINE".
"GO AHEAD" (with raised eyebrows) is NOT permission; it's a dare! If you mistake it for permission, the result will be the woman will get upset over "NOTHING" and you'll have a "FIVE MINUTE" discussion that will end with the word "FINE".
"GO AHEAD" (normal eyebrows) is NOT permission either. It means "I give up" or "DO WHAT THE **** YOU WANT BECAUSE I DON'T CARE". You will get a raised eyebrow "GO AHEAD" in just a few minutes, followed by "NOTHING" and "FINE" and she will talk to you in about "FIVE MINUTES" when she cools off.
"LOUD SIGH" Ok this is not actually a word, but is still often used as a verbal statement. Very frequently misunderstood by men A "LOUD SIGH" means she thinks you are a complete idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you over "NOTHING!"
"SOFT SIGH" again is not a word, but a verbal statement. "SOFT SIGHS" are one of the few things that some men actually understand. It means she is momentarily content. Your best bet is to not move or breathe in the hope that the moment will last a bit longer.
"OH" followed by any statement - is trouble. Example: "OH, let me get that" or "OH, I talked to him about what you were doing last night". If she says "OH" before a statement, RUN !, do not walk, to the nearest exit. She will tell you that she is "FINE" when she is done throwing your clothes out the window, but do not expect her to talk to you for at least two weeks.
("OH" as the lead to a sentence usually signifies that you are caught in a lie), Do not try to lie more to get out of it or you will get a raised eyebrow "GO AHEAD" sometimes followed by acts so unspeakable that I can't bring myself to write about them.
"THAT'S OK" is one of the most dangerous statements that a woman can say to a man. "THAT'S OK" means that she wants to think long and hard before deciding what the penalty will be for whatever you have done. "THAT'S OK" is often used with the word "FINE" and in conjunction with a raised eyebrow "GO AHEAD". Once she has had time to plan it out, you are in for some mighty big trouble.
"PLEASE DO" is not a statement, it’s an offer. The woman is giving you the chance to come up with an excuse for what you have done. In other words, a chance to get yourself into even more trouble. If you handle this correctly, you shouldn't get a "THAT'S OK".
"THANKS" is just the woman is thanking you. Don't faint and don't look for hidden meaning. Just say "you're welcome".
"THANKS A LOT" is dramatically different from "THANKS". A woman will say "THANKS A LOT" when she is really pissed off with you. It is usually followed by the "LOUD SIGH". This signifies that you have hurt her in some callous way. Be careful not to ask what is wrong after the "LOUD SIGH" as she will only tell you "NOTHING".
See it's not Rocket Science
"FINE" is the word women use at the end of any argument when they feel they are right but can't stand to hear you argue any longer. It means that you should shut up. (NEVER use "FINE" to describe how she looks. This will cause you to have one of those arguments.)
"FIVE MINUTES" is half an hour. It is equivalent to the five minutes that your football game is going to last before you take out the rubbish, so women feel that it's an even trade.
"NOTHING" means something and you should be on your toes. "NOTHING" is usually used to describe the feeling a woman has of wanting to turn you inside out, upside down, and backwards. "NOTHING" usually signifies an argument that will last "FIVE MINUTES" and end with the word "FINE".
"GO AHEAD" (with raised eyebrows) is NOT permission; it's a dare! If you mistake it for permission, the result will be the woman will get upset over "NOTHING" and you'll have a "FIVE MINUTE" discussion that will end with the word "FINE".
"GO AHEAD" (normal eyebrows) is NOT permission either. It means "I give up" or "DO WHAT THE **** YOU WANT BECAUSE I DON'T CARE". You will get a raised eyebrow "GO AHEAD" in just a few minutes, followed by "NOTHING" and "FINE" and she will talk to you in about "FIVE MINUTES" when she cools off.
"LOUD SIGH" Ok this is not actually a word, but is still often used as a verbal statement. Very frequently misunderstood by men A "LOUD SIGH" means she thinks you are a complete idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you over "NOTHING!"
"SOFT SIGH" again is not a word, but a verbal statement. "SOFT SIGHS" are one of the few things that some men actually understand. It means she is momentarily content. Your best bet is to not move or breathe in the hope that the moment will last a bit longer.
"OH" followed by any statement - is trouble. Example: "OH, let me get that" or "OH, I talked to him about what you were doing last night". If she says "OH" before a statement, RUN !, do not walk, to the nearest exit. She will tell you that she is "FINE" when she is done throwing your clothes out the window, but do not expect her to talk to you for at least two weeks.
("OH" as the lead to a sentence usually signifies that you are caught in a lie), Do not try to lie more to get out of it or you will get a raised eyebrow "GO AHEAD" sometimes followed by acts so unspeakable that I can't bring myself to write about them.
"THAT'S OK" is one of the most dangerous statements that a woman can say to a man. "THAT'S OK" means that she wants to think long and hard before deciding what the penalty will be for whatever you have done. "THAT'S OK" is often used with the word "FINE" and in conjunction with a raised eyebrow "GO AHEAD". Once she has had time to plan it out, you are in for some mighty big trouble.
"PLEASE DO" is not a statement, it’s an offer. The woman is giving you the chance to come up with an excuse for what you have done. In other words, a chance to get yourself into even more trouble. If you handle this correctly, you shouldn't get a "THAT'S OK".
"THANKS" is just the woman is thanking you. Don't faint and don't look for hidden meaning. Just say "you're welcome".
"THANKS A LOT" is dramatically different from "THANKS". A woman will say "THANKS A LOT" when she is really pissed off with you. It is usually followed by the "LOUD SIGH". This signifies that you have hurt her in some callous way. Be careful not to ask what is wrong after the "LOUD SIGH" as she will only tell you "NOTHING".
See it's not Rocket Science