I'm sorry

[Billyliar]

This is a bit of a mess, but I want to explain, I promised a lady in chat a five grand fur coat, cut a long story short went to the shoplifters pub yesterday to place my order . The shoplifter then told me look Billy there are more staff in shops now than customers it's just not possible anymore, then can Rob a jewelers I said? Again he rebuffed me. This country really is going to the dogs

 

[LadyOnArooftop]

@ 'shoplifters' pub, if only that was a genuine pub name. Reminds me of a visit some years ago to the 'Nobody Inn' pub somewhere down south. If memory serves it didn't live up to its name - it was packed to the rafters.

 

[Billyliar]

My local pub, was ran by a vicar in the 1800s, he was very much part of the temperance movement, he didn't sale booze, only soft drinks, hence the pubs name the try again! Good news on the coat front found a bloke in Peru who sales fur coats made from gerbil hair, take her to the fairground she won't get off the big wheel I'm thinking