If you could move to any part of the world!

[Altair]

California. Cars never rust and the women love a British accent..

 

[IglooLass]

A remote island somewhere situated just off the Scottish coast and populated entirely by cats with 2 young (25 plus) male cat herders who look like Ewan Mcgregor.
The cat herders aren't gay and my arrival excites them, I'm only interested in the cats though.

Does this sound like a porno?

Aye, "The Island Of Mog"

 

[badly]

Achiltbuie on the north west coast of Scotland.
Each morning i go out om my boat and check my lobster pots and in the afternoon i take tourists whale and dolphin spotting trips around the Summer Isles.
In the evening i pluck a bud or 2 from my greenhouse and smoke it on my porch listening to whales singing.
I look forward to October storms where giant Atlantic rollers crash on the shore,with a wee dram to keep the cold out.

 

[Words]

New Zealand for me not bother if north or south island