How old will you be?

[TwoWhalesInAPool]

How old will you be when you see your first Brexit benefit?​

Five years after the referendum and a year after Brexit, Jacob Rees-Mogg is searching for any possible benefits.

So if you’re 20 now, how old will you be when it starts paying off?

2024: Brexit has been a slow puncture to the UK economy since 2020, but before the election the government announces every full English will now, by law, have a little Union Jack planted in it. Take that, Remoaners.

2030: You’re now 28. Import and export are still a problem so you take a minimum wage admin job filling out identical customs forms every day so lorries full of jam can get to Calais.

2035: Britain has been out of the EU 13 years, and its citizens are still celebrating freedoms like not having to eat raw frog and children not being forcibly taught to yodel. However these are not benefits per se.

2046: You hit middle age without reaping any tangible benefits, but to celebrate three decades of sovereignty the government bans all foreign words. Quiche Lorraine is now ‘savoury bacon cake’ and baguettes are ‘English long bread’.

2049: Britain is a low-wage, deregulated economy and foreign travel is unaffordable and discouraged. During your seven days annual holiday a year, which you spend in Skegness with the kids collecting exotic turds that have washed up on the beach.

2052: Your 50th birthday is a muted celebration. Every town centre is as empty and rundown as modern-day Nuneaton and every delivery driver is a miserable Brit. You queue for an hour to buy carrot wine at the supermarket because no one understands the pre-decimal currency brought back last year.

2085: Now retired, you listen to the radio a lot. Brexiters are still proud that kippers no longer require a refrigerated pillow to be posted. You’ve never posted a kipper, but now you wish you had.

2102 A Brexit benefit has materialised! Out of necessity, Britain has developed its own satsuma industry. Unfortunately you died yesterday.

via ~ Daily We'veBeenDone

 

[hell2bwith76]

How old will you be when you see your first Brexit benefit?​

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Five years after the referendum and a year after Brexit, Jacob Rees-Mogg is searching for any possible benefits.

So if you’re 20 now, how old will you be when it starts paying off?

2024: Brexit has been a slow puncture to the UK economy since 2020, but before the election the government announces every full English will now, by law, have a little Union Jack planted in it. Take that, Remoaners.

2030: You’re now 28. Import and export are still a problem so you take a minimum wage admin job filling out identical customs forms every day so lorries full of jam can get to Calais.

2035: Britain has been out of the EU 13 years, and its citizens are still celebrating freedoms like not having to eat raw frog and children not being forcibly taught to yodel. However these are not benefits per se.

2046: You hit middle age without reaping any tangible benefits, but to celebrate three decades of sovereignty the government bans all foreign words. Quiche Lorraine is now ‘savoury bacon cake’ and baguettes are ‘English long bread’.

2049: Britain is a low-wage, deregulated economy and foreign travel is unaffordable and discouraged. During your seven days annual holiday a year, which you spend in Skegness with the kids collecting exotic turds that have washed up on the beach.

2052: Your 50th birthday is a muted celebration. Every town centre is as empty and rundown as modern-day Nuneaton and every delivery driver is a miserable Brit. You queue for an hour to buy carrot wine at the supermarket because no one understands the pre-decimal currency brought back last year.

2085: Now retired, you listen to the radio a lot. Brexiters are still proud that kippers no longer require a refrigerated pillow to be posted. You’ve never posted a kipper, but now you wish you had.

2102 A Brexit benefit has materialised! Out of necessity, Britain has developed its own satsuma industry. Unfortunately you died yesterday.

via ~ Daily We'veBeenDone

Hahaaa ,lets see if the Forum & Chatroom Champion has an answer
( actually i voted out !! Grrrr!!! Boris lied about the millions saved to go to NHS. We didn`t save millions did we ?)

 

[LadyOnArooftop]

I don't care if we end up back in the stone age before we see any benefits of Brexit. I voted leave, not because I believed in it, but to stick it to Cameron and all of project fear. I did so knowing that no matter how bad the E.U may be, we were better in it than out. But it was worth it, just to see the reaction from all the Remainers, who are still happy to tell us we're too thick, too bloody stupid to know what we were voting for. Well, this is one person who knew what they were voting for, and why.... When the campaign begins to rejoin the EU I will gladly support it.

 

[TwoWhalesInAPool]

 

[TwoWhalesInAPool]

I don't care if we end up back in the stone age before we see any benefits of Brexit. I voted leave, not because I believed in it, but to stick it to Cameron and all of project fear. I did so knowing that no matter how bad the E.U may be, we were better in it than out. But it was worth it, just to see the reaction from all the Remainers, who are still happy to tell us we're too thick, too bloody stupid to know what we were voting for. Well, this is one person who knew what they were voting for, and why.... When the campaign begins to rejoin the EU I will gladly support it.

 

[TwoWhalesInAPool]

'I’ve seen a lot of Brexiter anger today. They seem to be really pissed off that Brexit is a disaster and they want the EU and Remainers to take responsibility for it. They’ve made this country an international laughing stock.' -WJ