How much I hate Football..

[TheBabayaga]

I just thought for all you I cant that sport, all they frekin do is kick a damn ball around for 45 mins or however long it is, I thought maybe
a good idea to create a special post so we can express our hatred of the shitty sport.

Personally, I would rather just happen to be walking down my street, whistling a happy tune and out of nowhere, an elephant come running round corner,it on my face and sh** one out down my mouth. Yerss death by suffocated to death by elephant sh**. I'd rather have that happen to me than have to watch footie.

 

[Words]

Not keen on your knitting either all you do is click click

 

[PennyDreadful2]

I second this post. I could not care a flying fig about the world cup.
But I could do without the elephant poo!

 

[LadyOnArooftop]

I'm not a big fan of football these days. Tippy-tappy possession, 20 passes and the ball ends back where it started from, no thanks.