Hello

[MisterWensleydale]

I'm afraid we're fresh out of Red Leicester. We normally have it at the end of the week, but today the van broke down.

I hate to share such an enormous amount of personal information on a first post but I'm just trying to find my place in our wonderful world of chaos and identity politics.
By the way, the Camembert's a bit runny.

 

[Dugalo]

Hello
Welcome to this forum