How unlucky is this then?
I had twenty pounds left to my name so i went to the bookies, the only horse racing this time of day is in india so i put my last twenty on and hoped for the best.
The guy fired the starting pistol and shot my horse stone dead, i mean whats the chances of that?
Then ive gone into a antique shop over the road to see if i could shoplift anything, but i ended up slipping over hitting over 7 mirrors in the process.
I ran out the shop and took refuge on a bench in the church around the corner.
Then a lady came out the church and said, oh you left yout blanket here last week, we took it in the church!
So now i have a wino doppleganger if things cant get any worse.
But i have aquired a nice blanket, so its not all bad.
I had twenty pounds left to my name so i went to the bookies, the only horse racing this time of day is in india so i put my last twenty on and hoped for the best.
The guy fired the starting pistol and shot my horse stone dead, i mean whats the chances of that?
Then ive gone into a antique shop over the road to see if i could shoplift anything, but i ended up slipping over hitting over 7 mirrors in the process.
I ran out the shop and took refuge on a bench in the church around the corner.
Then a lady came out the church and said, oh you left yout blanket here last week, we took it in the church!
So now i have a wino doppleganger if things cant get any worse.
But i have aquired a nice blanket, so its not all bad.
lmao xx
