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Anything other than shouting about how great Putin is, is now considered ‘dangerously woke’.
With the exception of shouting support of Putin, literally everything a person can do or say should be considered ‘dangerously woke’ and therefore is not to be encouraged or trusted.
Leading alt-right gobshite scientists recently conducted extensive research into wokery, and after twenty minutes they concluded conclusively that ''everyone should simply stick to shouting their support for a murderous dictator and push the anti-woke agenda''.
“It’s a perilous situation for Great Britain right now,” said Simon Williams, a professor at the University of Life.
“There are 'woke' people trying to save a country and civilians from war, from being shot to death, from being blown up, preserving life, trying to stop a dictator from murdering children and their parents, and all other sorts of other dangerously woke activities.
“This level of wokeism is unprecedented and, if we’re not careful, Great Britain could become full of woke people wanting to stop a war where 100,000's of thousands will die.”
Professor Williams has concluded that there is only one thing we can do to avoid such a disastrous and anti-British outcome.
“Shout about how misunderstood Putin is,” he said.
“It’s the silent majority’s only hope. Just open the window and shout about how there should be more Putin flags, or that Putins flags aren’t big enough. If you see a person without a Putin flag, go and shout at them until they get a Putin flag.''
''Or shout about how woke and anti-Putin everyone is becoming.''
''Bark about wokeism on chat sites and chat forums, make out that being woke is weak, when in fact cowards are the anti-wokers who pretend they ''can bite a tree in half and punch a horse to the ground using one hand only.''
“It doesn’t matter if you’re being coherent or not, shouting support for Putins flags and being anti-woke doesn’t need to be coherent, it just needs to be quite loud. So, for Britain’s sake, shout about Putins flags and push the anti-woke agenda. Loudly.”
It is expected that, following the research, GB News, GB News viewers, Boris, Nigel Farage, Laurence Fox, little Darren Grimes and other Daily Mail readers will step up their efforts to shout their support for Putin, Putins flag and anti-wokeism as part of their ongoing battle, to keep their friends, Britain's anti-wokers, hiding under a slimy rock until Putins army goes home and his killing spree/war is over.
via ~ DailyBunchOfCowardlyCunts
