Happy 98th Birthday JoJo.

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It's that time of year, it's happening again. So I've written a little poem, for my weird and wacky friend.

You might have dodgy salad taste, and going slightly grey. Your typing is questionable at times, but I like you anyway.

Not suggesting you're now old, but when you cough you wee. As for your boobs, whilst still useful, they hang down to your knees.

Gone are the day's of dressing up, with a feather in your hat. Instead you sit at home and type how much you hate fluffing cats.

I hope you have a great Birthday you deserve the best of times. You have to have this poem as I can't find a rotary line.

Now go away and celebrate try not to scratch your tit.
Happy Birthday JoJo, you funny ,daft old git. x
 

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I'm too lazy for that :cool:

I got the chat bot to write mine ;)

JoJoTia3rd’s birthday came,
A joyful spark, a burning flame.
At 98, they laugh and smile,
A legacy that spans the miles.

With Marmite spread on toast so thick,
A taste that’s bold, a little quick.
Though some might say, “It’s far too strong,”
JoJoTia3rd just hums along.

"Can't cook," they say with a wink and grin,
Yet love and warmth flow from within.
No need for fancy pots or pans,
Their charm and wit are all the plans.

Some might call it all quite slaggy,
But JoJoTia3rd’s spirit’s never naggy.
At 98, they’re full of grace,
A birthday joy no time can erase.

I really had to work on that, 3 times it told me "This content may violate our usage policies.":eek:
 
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Happy birthday JoJo!
Despite turning 90, you've still got your mojo!

Your favourite language is typonese,
and whenever marmite is mentioned,
you say " yes please! "

You add banana to your salads,
and questionably "sing" along to ballads.

You like to turn people into pies,
while detective shaklock spies.

Enjoying your crafts,
is something you like to do.
While sneakily having a baileys,
or two!

Happy Birthday our lovely JoJo,

Have a blast!
 

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happy birthday to you one lady i know i can trust . hope been a good day xxx
 

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Happy Birthday
 

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Not_Fred_Honest

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I'm to frit to go in the chatrooms, she mite want a birthday kiss :eek:
 

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Yes, happy birthday, JoJo. I don't know you, but after reading all the comments, I feel like I do.
 

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I didn't realise you were so young.

Two years to go and a letter from the King!

Happy Birthday Joarmite. XXX


marmite cake 4.jpg
 

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Many happy BELATED [thanks elwood] returns to my fave, marmite loving, cat hating, she's not ginger or Scottish honest guv, misfonting, shexy glamma ever.

Hope you've had a great day lovely

Xxxxxxxx
 
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