Greetings?

[Dong]

So. Just how do you meet and greet these days?
Mwah Mwah has been dumped, for obvious sanitary reasons, So has the hand shake. The elbow touch never really caught on and as for facial expression, Face mask them!!!
How can you tell if it's a smile, or a frown under the face mask?
It may be in the eyes but...shades? No chance.
I fancy a salute!
One finger for a shite
Two fingers for a stranger
Three fingers for a loved one
And four fingers, er, spare.....In case I meet Corbyn.

 

[BasildonBond]

So. Just how do you meet and greet these days?
Mwah Mwah has been dumped, for obvious sanitary reasons, So has the hand shake. The elbow touch never really caught on and as for facial expression, Face mask them!!!
How can you tell if it's a smile, or a frown under the face mask?
It may be in the eyes but...shades? No chance.
I fancy a salute!
One finger for a shite
Two fingers for a stranger
Three fingers for a loved one
And four fingers, er, spare.....In case I meet Corbyn.

Well, personally, if I encounter anyone who hasn't got a whippet in close attendance, a ferret under their tank-top or isn't topped with a flat cap, I scowl at them. I just can't be doing with southern softies. Otherwise the social distanced greeting of "ayup" is the time-honoured way to go. Yours, Seth Bottomley

 

[megs233]

So. Just how do you meet and greet these days?
Mwah Mwah has been dumped, for obvious sanitary reasons, So has the hand shake. The elbow touch never really caught on and as for facial expression, Face mask them!!!
How can you tell if it's a smile, or a frown under the face mask?
It may be in the eyes but...shades? No chance.
I fancy a salute!
One finger for a shite
Two fingers for a stranger
Three fingers for a loved one
And four fingers, er, spare.....In case I meet Corbyn.

ONE JUST SHOUT HELLO THERE OLD FELLA HOWS YA DOING .

 

[Dong]

Well, personally, if I encounter anyone who hasn't got a whippet in close attendance, a ferret under their tank-top or isn't topped with a flat cap, I scowl at them. I just can't be doing with southern softies. Otherwise the social distanced greeting of "ayup" is the time-honoured way to go. Yours, Seth Bottomley

Er! You can't see a scowl under a face mask

 

[Dong]

ONE JUST SHOUT HELLO THERE OLD FELLA HOWS YA DOING .

How could you tell? It could well be an old Gel under the mask, cross dressed...then what?
You'd be in the shot...that's what/

 

[megs233]

Er! You can't see a scowl under a face mask

you can tell a scowl by the top of the face.

 

[Dong]

you can tell a scowl by the top of the face.

Got a high forehead then?

 

[megs233]

Got a high forehead then?

Bald men have lol

 

[BeerBelly]

greetings earthlings

 

[megs233]

greetings earthlings

'HELLO BELLY'