Funny YouTube Videos.

[Altair]

actually its a little red skoda citigo ,, and yes it can go like that lol

I'm on about YOU being the car...Not the car you drive you little smoker...

 

[Altair]

oh gosh so u are,,, does that mean i get a snog?

What.... on the lips?...Okay.... no tongues this time ye tonsil tickler...x

 

[Altair]

oh have u still got ur tonsils,,, let me at them.....

YES i do still have my Tonsils...They tried to cut them out when i was 7 years old...You can guess what happened next?

I left with my tonsils intact...The doctor and nurse ended up in a pile on the floor...

 

[Altair]

some how i cant believe that,,, i bet u bit them

Bang on.... I bit the nurses arm and went for the door. There was no stopping me. The Doctor tried to stop me but he had no chance.

I kneed him in the balls and that's how i got out leaving them in a pile.....

 

[Altair]

trust u

Hmm...What would you do if some fucking doctor came at you @7 years old and tried to cut stuff outta you?...

 

[Altair]

If you like stand up comedy...This guy is good.

 

[Honeydrop]

One of my favourites

 

[AngelRose]