Forum users holding a Jubilee Party

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Meghan Markle cheered Boris Johnson booed.

The offices of the Express and Mail may have just spontaneously combusted.

And the cheers and booing came from a Union flag waving, Royalist crowd.

 

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For a man like Boris Johnson, getting booed by the Queen's Jubilee crowds will hurt more than any police fine for lawbreaking ever will.

 

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I think it's 'horrible' that people are sharing a video of Boris getting booed and jeered as he entered St Paul's for the Jubilee Thanksgiving service.

So, for balance, here's a video of him getting booed as he left. (from the Daily Mail!!! lol)

Boos and jeers on entering St Paul's (from the Telegraph!! lol)

 

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BREAKING NEWS : Downing Street in panic mode

because, if even braindead royalist sycophants are booing the prime minister,

the Tory party is fully and totally f.ucked.

 

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News headline across the world

Excellent booing, Britain. Bravo.

 

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According to the hard-right nutters' choice of rag, the Daily Express, anyone booing Boris is "woke". Boris also spoke on Saturday directly to the groveling lickspittles on the hard-right who idolise him.

"Quoting Philippians 4:8, Boris said (without blushing at all) "Whatever is true, whatever is honourable, whatever is just, whatever is pure, whatever is pleasing, whatever is commendable … think about these things."

That will please the OAPs his regime slaughtered in their 1,000s during the pandemic. The hundreds of billions pissed down a Covid blackhole. The billions thieved from the furlough scheme by big business. Yet if you are terminally ill in hospital and miss a single 'jobseekers' appointment your benefit will be sanctioned, faster than a deluded narcissistic hard-right nutter can grandly announce to the entire world online, "my word is my bond".

 

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'Stop showing off you little bastard': A lip reader reveals the charming royal chatter​

The media have taken to using lip readers to discover what the royals are saying from a distance.

Here Princess Krizta Foour (63) explains what was said on the Buckingham Palace balcony.

‘Stop showing off you little bastard’
Although the press loved Prince Louis’s antics, it seems the Queen was less enthusiastic. After this playful admonishment, the Monarch says to mum Kate, ‘Get the spoilt sh** under control or he’s going off that f.ucking ledge.’

‘Planning to go on forever, you old bat?’
This teasing quip from Charles to the Queen refers to her apparent refusal to give up the throne. Showing her famous sense of humour, quick as a flash the Queen replies: ‘F.uck off.’

‘You’ve seen one f.ucking flypast, you’ve seen them all’
The Queen reminds everyone of her long service attending ceremonial events, revealing she has got headphones in and is listening to a podcast about horses.

‘Covid, how very convenient. Riddled with bloody syphilis, more likely’
This comment from Prince Charles undoubtedly refers to Prince Andrew being diagnosed with Covid and unable to attend Jubilee events. It’s touching to see Charles so concerned about his younger brother’s health.

‘Christ, you look more like a horse with mange every day’
Kate says this to William as they step onto the balcony and face the world’s media. William can be seen to weakly reply: ‘Why must you do this to me?’

‘So much for our feud, Daily Mail readers must feel like dicks’
There has been no sign of the supposed bitter feud between William and Harry at the Jubilee, almost as if it was fabricated to sell copies of the Daily Mail. Here Harry jokes about it with his brother, who adds: ‘Yeah, I don’t give a sh** about your Netflix stuff, why would I?’

‘Shagged any married men recently, Camilla?’
Harry reminds Camilla of her long-standing affair with Prince Charles. ‘Maybe he was just sick of being married to a mental b****,’ replies the Duchess of Cornwall. Their intimate chat suggests any animosity is long in the past.

‘Meghan, Lady Louise, Kate and the Duchess of Wessex. That’s the order I’d do them in’
Prince Charles takes a moment out from his ceremonial duties to enjoy some laddish banter with Princess Anne’s husband Sir Timothy Laurence. Sir Timothy looks uncomfortable.

‘How’s the head girl b.itch today?’
Meghan shows her admiration for Kate’s handling of royal duties with the nickname ‘head girl’. ‘Not having a nose job or getting f.ucked on a casting coach,’ says Kate. Clearly the two young female royals are great friends and will be enjoying a girls’ gossip later.

‘Will I be allowed to hunt humans one day, Mummy?’
This charming question from Prince George is met with laughter from Kate. ‘Only poor ones, on the secret estate,’ she replies.

via ~ DailyRainOvaUz

 

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a prediction came true

 

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Your UKChat Forum Jubilee street party itinerary​

Going to the UKChat Forum Jubilee street party today?

Here’s how to make sure it’s the perfect mix of patriotism and slagging off forum users you hate.

8am: Set up and petty competitiveness
The first game of the day will be an unofficial one: who is the oldest, who drinks the most, who gets the most benefits, who will receive the least thumbs up. The best part is that everybody loses.

10am: Quick break to slag off number five’s new extension
Stop for a cup of tea and some intense criticism of X--------X (INSERT NAME) latest forum posting, including the bad spelling, grammar, subject, religion, politics, plus speculation about whether they’ve even got an IQ.

12.30pm: The buffet
Sit down to eat, but not without some raised eyebrows and comments over weight, size, height, smell, look, dress, eye colour and more. Make a few deaths threats and blame everyone else.

12.40pm: First drunk escorted away
Drunk on excitement and trifle, it will all get a bit too much for one 57-year-old, who throws up on some bunting and has to be taken indoors.

1.30pm: First serial adulterer escorted away
Same as above, except instead of excitement and trifle, it will be six pints in the sun and some suggestive remarks about shagging in X-------X new hot tub.

2.15pm: The singing of God Save The Queen - Sex Pistol number
No one knows the words so it’s a mumbled dirge followed by an awkward silence, until Kriz Tawhfoor, stamps his tiny hoof, hands out Union flags, waves his St George y-fronts up and down and starts pogoing on the forum floor.

2.30pm: Games and merriment (getting pissed)
The male forum users will hit each other over the head with bits of Giant Jenga while the female forum users get shitfaced on Pimms and gin. The abuse of X--------X personal details becomes so overt that they leave 15 personalised posts in reference. Of course no one understands a fuc.king word of it.

6pm: Departure
Everyone returns to their own reality after heartily agreeing that this should become a monthly occasion. The instant technology is shut down each forum user begins their own debrief about just how despicable the other forum users are. Ad nauseam

Happy daze.

via ~ DailyForumFights

 

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