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UKChat Forum members who f.ucking hate each other holding Jubilee street party
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A group of UKChat Forum users who loathe one another are holding a Jubilee street party out of spite.
Users of the UKChat Forum have been locked in an intricate network of bitter feuds for years, and are going ahead with a massive public get-together celebrating the Queen’s Platinum Jubilee as an act of warfare.
Sawph Hyre, 73, of 34 Snowberry Grove said: “The local UKChat Forum user group is all faux sunshine and happiness, with an unignorable subtext of 5-year grudges and deep-seated hatred.
“When the idea for a street party was first floated by that twat Kriz Tawfhoor nobody wanted to back down. Instead we escalated the conflict with the threat of flags, bunting, cakes, and long trestle tables to sit around despising one another.
“The bitchfest of the century is on. Come the day we’ll all be snidely remarking on each other’s tacky outfits, leggins and OTT patriotism. It’ll be like clapping for the NHS all over again.”
Al Tayre, an angry forum user said: “Once the party is in full swing I’m going to make a noise complaint to the police. Watching them pack up early and head indoors will be the highlight of my year.
“Serve them right for laughing at my mum’s fairy cakes at the Silver Jubilee. Well who’s laughing now?”
via ~ DailyShaggersBashFest
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