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The five types of twat livid that the Rwanda flight didn’t take off​

Wondering who on earth was cheering for the flight to Rwanda to take off as planned?

These gammony arseholes:

GB News-watching twats
An instantly recognisable breed of twat bellowing logic-dismissing opinions in the style of Tom Harwood and Allison Pearson. Uses bollocks phrases like ‘wokerati’ and ‘the civil service blob’. Will not rest until all asylum seekers, bishops, and benefit claimants have been removed to what they insist on calling ‘the dark continent’.

Racist twats
One of the least self-aware strains of twat. Not racist; it’s a coincidence that anyone non-white bears the brunt of their extensive suite of prejudices. Believes the only reason they can’t get a GP appointment, a six-figure job and a card for the cash-and-carry is migrants, and this flight would have turned that around.

Anti-human rights twats
10pm yesterday was a low point for those who believe lawyers should keep their noses out of legal matters and that human rights aren’t for everybody. They dream of a fully-armed environment-devastating life like the lawless hellscape of Mad Max: Fury Road, which luckily appears to be the exact direction in which the UK is headed.

Brexiter twats
Not every Brexit voter approves of the Rwanda policy, but everyone who does approve definitely voted Brexit. An insane core of voters for whom no xenophobia is enough, which the government is hell-bent on placating to scrub away PartyGate. It’s a shame they make up a huge chunk of the population.

Knee-jerk twats
Long ago, these twats decided who they hated. It’s a diverse list including teachers, gays, city-dwellers, fancy types and do-gooders, but top of it is always foreigners. The only way they could love this flight to Rwanda more is if Meghan Markle was on it.

via ~ DailyGammonati

 

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