Drama much?

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How to act like a spoilt little sh1t over Covid restrictions​

Are you a grown adult but think scientists are just trying to spoil everyone’s fun for the hell of it?

Here’s how to behave like a petulant toddler.

Complain about fvcking everything
Can’t go to A&E for a splinter in your pinkie? It’s like living under Islamic State. Your incessant whinging should make those around you want to contract Covid just for a blissful break in an intensive care unit.

Be a drama queen about wearing a mask
Constantly fiddle with it in an irritable way and find implausible new problems, eg. “It’s chafing my ears.” Make bitter little quips like “Time to put my new muzzle on!” or “I know how the Man in the Iron Mask felt now!” and ''My face diaper is choking me'' when you’re only popping into ASDA or Aldi for 10 minutes.

Slag off ‘the scientists’
Scientists in favour of lockdown just enjoy lording it over the rest of us in their ivory towers. Covid can’t be that dangerous or there’d be piles of bodies in the streets. If only humanity had ignored science in favour of common sense and immune system like you have.

Act as if you cannot live without going to the pub/festival
You can still get pissed at home and remain in touch with mates by Zoom and similar. What was going on in your local? Nightly coke-fuelled sex parties with top Hollywood stars? Also, there is no record of a human being dying as a result of missing ‘pie night’.

Make pathetic idle threats
Say things like: “I’m not going to wear a mask and if the shopkeepers or coppers try to make me wear one they’re getting a smack in the face.” Omit to mention that: (A) the police/staff are unlikely to intervene, (B) you are not brave or stupid enough to assault several police officers/shop staff, and (C) you hate shopping and haven’t been in Sainsbury since 1998.

Consider actual tantrums
Despite being in your 40s, if you’re not allowed to go 10-pin bowling or other activities you hate doing, throw yourself on the floor howling and crying and refuse to eat for a day.

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