BoringBeyondBelief
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- Joined
- Nov 30, 2018
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Now here’s a chat story that comes straight from Dee
But to tell it in rhyme, then it comes down to me
It starts with a carton, which used to have food
Which, by the end, had put Dee in a mood
Distracted was she, by the thought of a meal
But scraping out mess was not part of the deal
For inside her oven, untouched a food tray,
Which was in the end her cause of dismay
When the oven turned hot, and her mouth was to water
For food, but unknown had her daughter
Left a plastic container, which melted and slumped
In the oven instead of just being dumped
A smell oh so foul, the game gave away
As melted and bent was the old plastic tray
The food if not spoiled there was no time to eat
For cleaning was needed, no time for a treat
And do on her knees did our hero descend,
To clean up this mess that did so offend
Scraping and scraping and cleaning and cleaning
Until, finally, the oven was gleaming
Then off to chat, to recount her story
Dee did doddle and told of the gory
Mess with which she had to deal,
Just to have a pleasant meal
But to tell it in rhyme, then it comes down to me
It starts with a carton, which used to have food
Which, by the end, had put Dee in a mood
Distracted was she, by the thought of a meal
But scraping out mess was not part of the deal
For inside her oven, untouched a food tray,
Which was in the end her cause of dismay
When the oven turned hot, and her mouth was to water
For food, but unknown had her daughter
Left a plastic container, which melted and slumped
In the oven instead of just being dumped
A smell oh so foul, the game gave away
As melted and bent was the old plastic tray
The food if not spoiled there was no time to eat
For cleaning was needed, no time for a treat
And do on her knees did our hero descend,
To clean up this mess that did so offend
Scraping and scraping and cleaning and cleaning
Until, finally, the oven was gleaming
Then off to chat, to recount her story
Dee did doddle and told of the gory
Mess with which she had to deal,
Just to have a pleasant meal