Christmas party

[TwoWhalesInAPool]

'Boris definitely didn't attend' today's line from a parade of lying fcuks​

The new lie told by all the lying fvckers enriching themselves in the name of government is ‘Boris was not there’.

Matt Hancock, who is such a little btich that he still defends the people who fired him for breaking the exact same rules they are breaking, today repeated that Boris definitely did not attend the Downing Street Christmas party so often that it is clearly untrue.

Joe Turner of Ludlow said: “So he didn’t attend? So in a fortnight we’ll have film of the portly bastard stuffing canapes with one fist and squeezing Allegra’s arse with the other? Lovely. Just in time for Christmas.

“For two weeks there’s definitely been no illegal party at which the rules were followed throughout, so we’re hardly confused by contradiction at this f**king stage.

“‘Boris wasn’t there’ will be bleated louder and louder by all the usual deceitful twats – Javid, Gove, Patel, Rishi will stay right out of it – until it’s definitively proven that Boris was there.

“At which point they’ll pivot to saying that the real people of Britain don’t care about trivial issues like not being able to get pissed with their mates at Christmas, and they’ll say that with a straight face too.”

He added: “Mind you, I do believe that no way was Boris there for the Secret Santa. He’s tighter than a gnat’s chuff.”

via - Daily Lies

 

[LadyOnArooftop]

Our leader Boris has no time to attend parties, he's clearly far too busy increasing the population of London!
The people will sing out with pride and joy, our leader Boris has had a boy! or was it a girl? I forget

 

[FlatLined]

Congratuilations Boris

 

[TwoWhalesInAPool]

Who exactly does the Metropolitan Police work for ma’am? Our citizens, or Boris Johnson?"

(Location: New Scotland Yard. Sound on)

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