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‘Bloody foreigners, staying over there avoiding our jobs’ bemoans Brexiter


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Numerous Brexiters are today criticising the EU for raising a load of workshy fops unwilling to come over here and clean some NHS urine stained sheets/beds and pick fields of fruit and veg for decent British patriots to eat.

As the flag-shagging pro-Brexit gammons across the country bemoaned a lack of workers from the EU to help serve clean their local hospital and to pick produce for our shops, he fell short of blaming Brexit, and instead chose to highlight the lack of work ethic amongst those on the continent.

Polish engineering student Stanislas Symanski told us, “Is he taking the piss? I’m not allowed to come and work in the fields, because of Brexit. It wasn’t my choice, it was yours – or more specifically, his.

“Sure, serving cleaning the beds and arses of ruddy-faced gentlemen who insist on talking about the war and how their grandad saved my great-grandad isn’t my ideal job, but a summer of that would have paid for my studies for at least a year. I learned not to mention that my great-grandad actually flew Spitfires with the RAF.

“But now? Well, I’m not allowed to come over there and work, am I? And whose fault is that?”

Meanwhile, Bulgarian lorry driver Bodgan Williamsonivic said, “Well, we just don’t go to the UK these days, because all that extra Brexit red tape means we spent less time actually driving, which is less time earning – so it’s just easier just to stay working where it’s easy, right?”

It is estimated that since Brexit, the UK economy is now short of 180,000 workers in the health, catering and entertainment industry, and a further 70,000 in the logistics industry, figures many leading morons have hailed as an indication ‘Brexit is working’.

Meanwhile, British young people have been offered the chance of a lifetime to make up the shortfall by getting behind the bar of their local Wetherspoons.

41-year-old, unemployed, Kriz Tawhfoor Jr. told us, “Wipe down s.hit covered mattresses and work for Worzel Gummidge? F.uck that. I’m aiming to be a social media influencer, thanks.”

via ~ DailyTheyDon'tLikeitUp'EmMrMainwarring

 
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I very much doubt there are many cardio thoracic surgeons paying illegal human traffickers £thousands so climb aboard a dinghy. And even if there were they couldn’t prove their credentials because they throw their IDs in the channel. But hey… you crack on fella. :rolleyes:
 
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