Can you remember the innocent Valentine versus from Primary school ? I STRESS the word INNOCENT lol ONLY A FEW DAYS TO GO LOL

[Scotslassie2]

I remember one

I love you I love you I love you almighty
I wish your pyjamas were next to my nightie
Don't be mistaken don't be misled
I meant on the clothes line
Not in the bed


LOL

 

[Keeper_of_the_stars]

roses are red, that part is true, but violets are purple, not ferkin blue

 

[Scotslassie2]

Roses are Red,
Violets are Blue,
Sugar is sweet,
and so are you!

 

[LadyOnArooftop]

Here is a red rose
smell it with your nose
violets are blue
Miss we love you

 

[Scotslassie2]

It’s Valentine’s day,
And it’s really quite silly;
My feelings are switching around
Willy-nilly.

I’m happy, SO happy!
Then I’m feeling SO sad;
I’m gloomy, I’m joyful
Oh man, this is bad!

My body is clammy,
Then I’m in a deep sweat;
Sometimes I’m giddy,
Sometimes I fret.

I’m looking for comfort food
Deep in the fridge;
Often I think
I could jump off a bridge.

What is the reason
For all the above?
It’s Valentine’s Day,
And I’m SO in love!

 

[Scotslassie2]

As you embark on life's journey,
If you want to stay on track,
Make sure you can work a sat nav
And your wife can read a map.

 

[Scotslassie2]

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I've got a pollen allergy,
Atchoo, atchoo!

 

[Scotslassie2]

Roses are red
Violets are blue
I want to fall asleep
On the sofa next to you.

Seas can be stormy
Times can be tough
I love you even though
You leave the seat up.

I want to make you happy
I'd grant all your wishes
But it's still your turn
To do the dishes.

 

[Scotslassie2]

Well hi there you cute young thing
You look so fair and bright
You always make my fond heart sing
And fill me with delight
But alas when daylight comes
You are too helpless to mention
You’re bald and bandy with toothless gums
And collecting your old age pension.

 

[Scotslassie2]

There's someone I know
Who I really can't stand
I wish he would bury his
Head in the sand or
Move to the moon or
Deeper out of space.
Whenever I see him
I make a weird face.
Today during recess,
Outside the yard,
He suddenly gave me
A valentine card.
I wish that he hadn't.
It made me upset.
It was the prettiest one
I could possible get.

 

[Scotslassie2]

Roses are red
Apples are green
Give us a kiss
Don't be mean!

 

[Scotslassie2]

Facebook says I’m single
But that’s not really true.
My heart belongs to someone,
And that someone is you.

We’d make a great couple,
Jealous folk would hate us,
So please give me a reason
To update my status.