TwoWhalesInAPool
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A poem by TWIAP
Oh, sacred crimson fluid, so divine,
In the book it flows like rivers of wine,
From genesis to revelation, quite a sight,
The obsession with blood, a vampiric delight.
First we have Abel, who offered a lamb,
But no mint sauce with Cains humble yam,
The blood of the innocent, a pleasing scent?
Apparently it's what the almighty meant.
Then came Noah, with his mighty ark,
Size really matters, when animals embark,
But first, he must sacrifice creatures galore,
Their blood on his altar a final encore.
Next up, that man Moses, what a story!
Plagues and miracles all for gods glory,
To free his people, blood was the key,
There's that lamb again, a symbol of glee?
And, who can forget the great exodus?
Blood on the door with hardly a fuss,
The angel of death, passing on by,
All thanks to blood, that reason why.
Now lets move on to the priests of old,
With their red fluid rituals a sight to behold,
The splashing of blood, so pure, so grand,
To cleanse all sinners in the promised land.
But wait, there's more. What a surprise!
Jesus, the ultimate sacrifice,
His blood, shed on the cross, for our sins,
A rather extreme way to forgive human whims.
Hah, the biblical use of blood, how fucking absurd,
A fascination that is totally disturbed,
From animal sacrifices to christ crucifixion,
A gory tale that defies all reason.
So let us ponder this nasty obsession,
With blood as the ultimate divine expression,
It's time to embrace a different trend,
And leave the crimson fluid to finally mend.
Amen.
Oh, sacred crimson fluid, so divine,
In the book it flows like rivers of wine,
From genesis to revelation, quite a sight,
The obsession with blood, a vampiric delight.
First we have Abel, who offered a lamb,
But no mint sauce with Cains humble yam,
The blood of the innocent, a pleasing scent?
Apparently it's what the almighty meant.
Then came Noah, with his mighty ark,
Size really matters, when animals embark,
But first, he must sacrifice creatures galore,
Their blood on his altar a final encore.
Next up, that man Moses, what a story!
Plagues and miracles all for gods glory,
To free his people, blood was the key,
There's that lamb again, a symbol of glee?
And, who can forget the great exodus?
Blood on the door with hardly a fuss,
The angel of death, passing on by,
All thanks to blood, that reason why.
Now lets move on to the priests of old,
With their red fluid rituals a sight to behold,
The splashing of blood, so pure, so grand,
To cleanse all sinners in the promised land.
But wait, there's more. What a surprise!
Jesus, the ultimate sacrifice,
His blood, shed on the cross, for our sins,
A rather extreme way to forgive human whims.
Hah, the biblical use of blood, how fucking absurd,
A fascination that is totally disturbed,
From animal sacrifices to christ crucifixion,
A gory tale that defies all reason.
So let us ponder this nasty obsession,
With blood as the ultimate divine expression,
It's time to embrace a different trend,
And leave the crimson fluid to finally mend.
Amen.
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