Best Knock Knock Jokes 2025....

[Altair]

 

[Nick56]

Knock knock
Who's there?
Its the baliffs

 

[Uptowngirl]

Knock knock
Bog off!!

 

[SouthernGuy52]

Knock knock
Who there
Granny.
.knock knock
Who there
Granny...

Knock knock
Who there
Granny...

Knock Knock
O
FFS Who's there.......

Aunt.

Aunt who?????

Ar'nt You glad I got rid of those Grannies!!!!!

 

[PennyDreadful2]

Whos there?
Wait for me to knock on the door you nitwit!

 

[Uptowngirl]

Knock knock
Who's there
Doris
Doris who?
Doris locked, that's why I'm knocking

 

[Bobbyboo2]

Knock knock
Who there
Ferdie
Ferdie who

Ferde last time open the ferking door

 

[Sweet_Lady]

knock Knock
Who's there
A little old lady .
A little old lady who ?
Wow I didn't know you could yodel

 

[Bobbyboo2]

Knock knock
Who there
Cash
Cash who

No ta I’m more into almonds

 

[Sweet_Lady]

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
A little boy.
A little boy who?

A little boy who can’t reach the doorbell

 

[Sweet_Lady]

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Annette.
Annette who?

Annette is what fishermen use

 

[Scotslassie2]

Knock knock
Who there
Cash
Cash who

No ta I’m more into almonds

do you take credit cards?