Beat to quarters... a call to arms!

[LadyOnArooftop]

I appeal to every Brit
From chat sites past hope and fear,
I bid you forum'ers now appear.
Use it or lose it!

Before it dies on its arse!

 

[Not_Fred_Honest]

Sorry I was on a ban again

 

[LadyOnArooftop]

There's barely a quorum posing on the forum! Sensibly, that is... a sorry state of affairs.

 

[Not_Fred_Honest]

I did nothing wrong.... again